tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post2321593640478029022..comments2023-12-11T03:32:58.722-05:00Comments on Twisted Roads By Jack Riepe: Jack Riepe Back From The Missing -- MaybeJack Riepehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comBlogger72125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-63268187025013530302011-05-26T14:04:51.929-04:002011-05-26T14:04:51.929-04:00The gods tempt people for which they are most weak...The gods tempt people for which they are most weak. Artificial Intelligence will create desire in people's minds for the following sins:::<br />1. Alcohol<br />2. Drugs<br />3. Preditory "earning"<br />4. Homosexuality<br />5. Gambling<br />6. Something for nothing/irresponsibility (xtianity)<br />7. Polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny (Islam)<br />Much like the other prophets Mohhamed (polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny) and Jesus (forgiveness/savior), the gods use me for temptation as well. In today's modern society they feel people are most weak for popular culture/sensationalism, and the clues date back to WorldWarII and Unit731:TSUSHOGO.<br />It has been discussed that, similar to the Matrix concept, the gods will offer a REAL "Second Coming of Christ", while the "fake" Second Coming will come at the end and follow New Testiment scripture and their xtian positioning. I may be that real Second Coming.<br />What I teach is the god's true way. It is what is expected of people, and only those who follow this truth will be eligible to ascend into heaven as children in a future life. They offered this event because the masses have just enough time to work on and fix their relationship with the gods and ascend, to move and grow past Planet Earth, before the obligatory xtian "consolation prize" of "1000 years with Jesus on Earth" begins.<br /><br />Your job as a future mother is to learn the god's ways and to help your child understand despite the negative reinforcement and conditioning of today's society. Without consciousous parents the child will have no hope, and may even exaserbate their disfavor by becoming corrupted in today's environment.<br />Your ultimate goal is to fix your relationship wiith the gods and move on. You don't want to be comfortable here, and the changes in Western society in the last 100 years has achieved just that.<br />1000 years with Jesus is the consolation prize. Don't be deceived into thinking that is the goal.<br /><br />The Prince of Darkness, battling the gods over the souls of the Damned.<br />It is the gods who have created this environment and led people into Damnation with temptation. The god's positioning proves they work to prevent people's understanding.<br />How often is xtian dogma wrong? Expect it is about the Lucifer issue as well.<br />The fallen god, fighting for justice for the disfavored, banished to Earth as the fallen angel?<br />I believe much as the Noah's Flood event, the end of the world will be initiated by revelry among the people. It will be positioned to be sanctioned by the gods and led for "1000 years with Jesus on Earth".<br />In light of modern developments this can entail many pleasures:::Medicine "cures" aging, the "manufacture" of incredible beauty via cloning as sex slaves, free (synthetic) cocaine, etc.<br />Somewhere during the 1000 years the party will start to "die off", literally. Only those who maintain chaste, pure lifestyles will survive the 1000 years. They will be the candidates used to (re)colonize (the next) Planet Earth, condemned to relive the misery experienced by the peasantry during Planet Earth's history.<br />If this concept of Lucifer is true another role of this individual may be to initiate disfavor and temptation among this new poulation, the proverbial "apple" of this Garden of Eden. A crucial element in the history of any planet, he begins the process of deterioration and decay that leads civilizations to where Planet Earth remains today.<br /><br />Only children go to heaven. By the time you hit puberty it is too late. This is charecteristic of the gods:::Once you realize what you have lost it is too late.<br />Now you are faced with a lifetime to work and prepare for your next chance. Too many will waste this time, getting stoned, "Hiking!", working, etc.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-36834007446927126272009-08-31T07:06:45.056-04:002009-08-31T07:06:45.056-04:00I'm glad you came to Gray...and my home (Johns...I'm glad you came to Gray...and my home (Johnson City)...because if you hadn't of blogged about it...I would never have found your amusing and wonderful way of writing...<br /><br />I'm hooked...Chessie (Chesshirecat)https://www.blogger.com/profile/16483022434950803097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-7809587786922846282009-08-06T22:48:37.405-04:002009-08-06T22:48:37.405-04:00Dear Conch:
I actually do post articulate and log...Dear Conch:<br /><br />I actually do post articulate and logical rants regarding the disintegration of society as we know it, but I post then in a cornor of a Mac Pac list, where such things are expected and even encouraged. <br /><br />Drop me a note sometime to my personal email JPRiepe@aol.com and I'll send you one. My next career will be very different. It will be something I like without reservation... A piano player in a whore house, or the organ grinder for Congress.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-35094744512653268392009-08-06T17:16:57.486-04:002009-08-06T17:16:57.486-04:00I would suggest police dispatching as it seems fai...I would suggest police dispatching as it seems fairly recession proof. Of course you have to learn how to ignore your feelings and confirm warrants that may send someone down for ten years for smoking a joint, but there again a regular paycheck, a defined benefit pension plan and health insurance ( that the unemployed and nearly unemployed don't care to reform) makes the rest of it pale into insignificance. I was worrying about the economy in 2004 when I applied to KWPD and have been grateful ever since that they gave me a home. I hate where we are headed as a nation and wish articulate people like you would post something that brings some reality to ten percent unemployment and bankers still getting bonuses in front of our faces. Sigh. Self reliance will kill us off one by one. That and television.Conchscooterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08016331487463993200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-66283433671496950752009-08-04T08:39:50.761-04:002009-08-04T08:39:50.761-04:00Dear Allen:
Thank you for the kind sentiment. Not...Dear Allen:<br /><br />Thank you for the kind sentiment. Nothing will stop me, unless of course something does. My family motto is, "They said it couldn't be done... So we said 'Okay, the hell with it.'"Jack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-15556753171519067322009-08-03T13:07:09.858-04:002009-08-03T13:07:09.858-04:00reep,
I speak for all mankind when I say we greatl...reep,<br />I speak for all mankind when I say we greatly appreciate the updated pic of cherry pie :) <br /><br />I'm sure your girlfriend still has better equipment than you do :)<br /><br />Keep pressing on, don't let the pittfalls in your path deter you.<br /><br />-PeaceAllen Maddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03975320122826127770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-26719801574541582312009-08-03T11:16:40.952-04:002009-08-03T11:16:40.952-04:00Dear Allen Madding:
But I don't just write. I...Dear Allen Madding:<br /><br />But I don't just write. I use the Mac for a variety of things that will shortly include film editing and photo altering. Plus, I am carried on a number of other lists that cater to engineer BMW riders. These lists are filled with thrilling accounts of computer glitches these folks deal with on a regular basis. <br /><br />I need a computer that functions flawlessly, time after time, takes a beating, and breaks down once every four years. I got the right one. My tech argued with me that I spent about $1300 more for a fully loaded model. Yup. Guilty as charged.<br /><br />My girlfriend, who is loaded, always has better equipment than me. Not today. Plus, I think we are headed for really tough times. I had the money. But I don't know that I won't be totally unemployed anytime soon now. At least I have new tires on the truck and the bike, and a red hot computer on my desk to get me through the next year or too.<br /><br />I have only used Apples. The frustration of working on anything else aggravates me to the point where I can't work at all. Amazing huh?<br /><br />There is another Cheri Pie pic in that slot now. And it does expand on my machine with one click. Then again, this is an Apple. <br /><br />My last metal folding can broke yesterday. I replaced with a folding carbon fiber one, with flames on it, like the model used by "House." It sucks. I don't know why I bough it. I did buy one with a headlight on it for a former spouse, who's in worse shape than I am. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack "reep" ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-5723072134297631562009-08-02T20:01:25.400-04:002009-08-02T20:01:25.400-04:00reep,
I laughed until I almost pissed myself that ...reep,<br />I laughed until I almost pissed myself that anyone in their right mind would squeeze out so much cash for a Mac laptop when they could buy a brand new laptop for $800 that would serve quite well for writing purposes. But after all those years of being repeatedly raped by BMW for motorcycles, parts, farkles, and service, I am anything but surprised.<br /><br />I am glad an engineer designed a proper step for you. I am greatly dismayed at the non-functioning click to enlarge on the cherry-pie photo, but again I wasn't greatly surprised.<br /><br />Might I recommend buying a safety glow in the dark cane and attaching the "clapper" to it so when lost you can clap your mits and it will illuminate. I'm sure a fully qualified engineer could rig this device up to you in 4 or 5 years.<br /><br />Thanks for posting. It's good to know that you haven't fallen in the hands of roadside bandits who might have disemboweled you at a rest stop.<br /><br />A loyal reader.<br /><br />-PeaceAllen Maddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03975320122826127770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-21962122159462963712009-08-02T13:54:44.079-04:002009-08-02T13:54:44.079-04:00Dear Lauren:
I haven't been myself for weeks,...Dear Lauren:<br /><br />I haven't been myself for weeks, thought I do try and put a good face on things. I'll look at all your old e-mail and get back to you. And I did look into the missing graphic as I said I would.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack "reep" ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-81872431810495489682009-08-01T19:52:41.226-04:002009-08-01T19:52:41.226-04:00Oh, so I don't get to get Uncle Jim to break y...Oh, so I don't get to get Uncle Jim to break your kneecaps. Damn.<br /><br />I guess I'll have to find some other entertainment for the summer.<br /><br />;)<br /><br />~Lauren<br /><br />(By the way, I do have your picture 90% done, but I need the feedback I emailed you about to complete it.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-47174031510189725832009-08-01T08:56:55.930-04:002009-08-01T08:56:55.930-04:00Dear Anonymous:
The only person who could have le...Dear Anonymous:<br /><br />The only person who could have left this comment (under the guise of remaining anonymous) is my old pal DucDude. Well your day is coming. Yes it is.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />JackJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-68784732318272730732009-08-01T08:55:12.283-04:002009-08-01T08:55:12.283-04:00Dear Bobskoot:
You have just left the door wide o...Dear Bobskoot:<br /><br />You have just left the door wide open. It is almost more than I can bear. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-30130672759014512672009-08-01T01:03:14.025-04:002009-08-01T01:03:14.025-04:00Anonymous:
I LOVE DICK and I have never met him.
...<b>Anonymous:</b><br /><br />I LOVE DICK and I have never met him.<br /><br />bob<br /><a href="http://www.wetcoastscootin.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">bobskoot: wet coast scootin</a>Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05258612401956399482noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-69452869978266274832009-07-31T11:36:57.066-04:002009-07-31T11:36:57.066-04:00What the hell, I see progress. Count the number o...What the hell, I see progress. Count the number of belt indentations showing signs of weight loss. Soon....well later, you will be thin and humorless. But just think how you will feel without the pains of arthritus. You will still have that Dick pain in your path of life.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-76072033120425630462009-07-30T22:22:11.744-04:002009-07-30T22:22:11.744-04:00Dear Karen:
If a man hasn't learned after the...Dear Karen:<br /><br />If a man hasn't learned after the third marriage, then he deserves whatever he gets in the fouth!<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack "reep" ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-91771776375411298632009-07-30T18:56:59.836-04:002009-07-30T18:56:59.836-04:00Jack said:
(I have been married twice and living ...Jack said:<br /><br />(I have been married twice and living with pain comes naturally to me.)<br /><br />Esteemed leader of the pack,<br /><br />My Mack is one up on you: He has been married four times.<br /><br />Pain squared.mtlcowgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09381815597714496485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-19011489366860663962009-07-30T18:30:54.512-04:002009-07-30T18:30:54.512-04:00Jack,
It's real... I paste herein Mac-Pac fle...Jack,<br /><br />It's real... I paste herein Mac-Pac fledgling atitudinal proof:<br /><br />Snip<br /><br />Mr Jacobs,<<< (being polite as I've just joined the list and don't know if "Hey Shit head" is proper before I've been to one breakfast)<br /><br />Are you the keeper of the Mac-Pac mugs I'm hearing about?<br /><br />If so I'd be interested in getting my hands on one.<br /><br />Thanks<br /><br />Unsnip and the response...:<br /><br />Yo - So let me get this straight, You want a mug and you are calling me "Shit Head".<br /><br />Unsnip...<br /><br />Sounds like a typical Mac-Pac greeting exchange to me...<br /><br />I'm a fast learner.<br /><br />TGtg4360https://www.blogger.com/profile/17068607723925595242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-6520175219858120342009-07-30T18:21:19.455-04:002009-07-30T18:21:19.455-04:00Only two kinds of BMW's are trailered: 1) the ...<i>Only two kinds of BMW's are trailered: 1) the semi-precious variety of which there are only one or two left; 2) the smoldering ones that broke the sound barrier, launching their riders into a parallel dimension.</i><br /><br />And those destined for the track, of course!<br /><br />Sorry I missed you at the rally, and like at a Mac Pac dinner this week that I haven't seen the notice for. Work is trying to make me forget the motorcycle.MattPiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13478095197681336275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-48228836197895846732009-07-30T14:24:14.405-04:002009-07-30T14:24:14.405-04:00I rode over to Franklin Falls a couple of weeks ag...I rode over to Franklin Falls a couple of weeks ago and the road was in terrific shape, but not for the faint of heart. It's very steep and very bendy, sometimes both at the same time. Still, if you want to test your metal I'd be happy to scratch up a few corners with you.<br /><br />The Whiteface road would be totally kitsch but fun on a clear day. Happy to go with you if you want to do it.<br /><br />Missy is going with me, but <br />you're welcome to my other three grrrrrlfriends while I'm gone, just don't put them away wet.<br /><br />You can take care of my monumental tab at the Baxter Tavern.<br /><br />Yours, ADK.ADKnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-36974379874598904362009-07-30T13:28:53.219-04:002009-07-30T13:28:53.219-04:00Dear Tony:
I know bullshit when I see it... Who p...Dear Tony:<br /><br />I know bullshit when I see it... Who put you up to this? Was it that bastard Bregstein? <br /><br />If you were really from the Mac-Pac, your note would have made some reference to criminal obesity, editorial ineptitude, or the wonders of technology that allow blind people to ride. <br /><br />And my response would have been to shorten you at the knees. Then again, you claim you're new. (Which by the way, is never something you want to admit if there are Mac-Pac riders around and a goat handy.) <br /><br />I have to warn you that if you keep reading my stuff aloud at home, you'll end up single. On the odd shot that this note is legit, I'm delighted if you got a laugh out of my stuff. It was a pleasure hearing from you.<br /><br />Bregstein and I are going for a ride on Saturday... Are you around? This will be a shorty... Out to take some pictures down by Conowingo, and then for a crab lunch someplace. Less than 150 miles. Zap me on the Mac-Pac list. <br /><br />Thanks for reading my tripe, and for writing in.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack "reep" Toad<br />Otherwise known as the Lindbergh Baby<br /><br />Fondest regards,Jack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-45068404264922130302009-07-30T13:13:10.954-04:002009-07-30T13:13:10.954-04:00Dear IronDad (Dan):
You call that abuse? You sho...Dear IronDad (Dan): <br /><br />You call that abuse? You should ride with the Mac-Pac. Dick Bregstein once rode 19 miles in first gear, carrying a cup of coffee for me in his left hand. Then he spit in it just before handing the cup to me.<br /><br />There is nothing like a new Apple computer. Opening up the screen is like popping the bra on a debutante for the first time. <br /><br />I'm feeling a lot better since a number of my female readers have been sending me loaves of zucchini bread and topless pictures. I do have a new bump on my head though... I was reading your blog yesterday, went into a coma, and banged my head on the desk. <br /><br />Now that's abuse!. <br /><br />Someday, we'll rie together and you'll say, "I don't know who to call, but I am going to have your license revoked."<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack "reep" Toad<br />Twisted RoadsJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-11025481626533536522009-07-30T13:04:53.444-04:002009-07-30T13:04:53.444-04:00Dear ADK (Chris):
It won't be soon enough. Th...Dear ADK (Chris):<br /><br />It won't be soon enough. This ride is long overdue. I'm going to start figuring out some routes and stuff. I do want to do somnething utterly tourisry and dumb, considering I've lived up there a third of my life. I do want to ride up Whiteface on a clear day... And I'd love it if we all did it together.<br /><br />By the way, you told me the road over the hump of the mountain's base into Franklin Falls is for shit if your on a bike. Is that still the case? <br /><br />Watch your ass in Morocco. Is Missy going with you? Is there anything you'd like me to take care of while your gone?<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack "reep" ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-47861075967888166962009-07-29T23:00:40.069-04:002009-07-29T23:00:40.069-04:00Jack,
I guess I'm the new guy here (and joine...Jack,<br /><br />I guess I'm the new guy here (and joined the Mac-Pac list and hope to make a breakfast soon).<br /><br />I've been reading the entire blog for the past few days, and my hot squeeze has been giving me the hairy eyeball because I NEVER laugh out loud at anything I read. I've had to read her a few passages so she understands now.<br /><br />Thanks for the entertaining blog and I hope to meet you some day.<br /><br />TGtg4360https://www.blogger.com/profile/17068607723925595242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-84052073600648361522009-07-29T20:02:46.614-04:002009-07-29T20:02:46.614-04:00Jack,
Buck it up and quit whining. Studs like yo...Jack,<br /><br />Buck it up and quit whining. Studs like you don't need to do that sort of thing.<br /><br />Before your ego gets as big as your ( fill in the blank ) Steve Williams didn't say your work was emotionally rewarding. I seem to remember reading the words "jacking around emotionally".<br /><br />You probably broke the Apple by trying to stand it on end and use it as a step to get on the bike.<br /><br />God, that felt good! Welcome back. I haven't abused you in so long I wasn't sure I remembered how. <br /><br />I kind of like your bad and gutter based attitude although I shouldn't. Just remember what that says about me, too!irondadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17821323482397075170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-54658916889314757822009-07-29T16:56:53.306-04:002009-07-29T16:56:53.306-04:00Jack:
If I end up going to Redmond, OR next July,...<b>Jack:</b><br /><br />If I end up going to Redmond, OR next July, I am going to rent the room next to yours and Dick's. In my mind I am NOT going to the Rally so much as "riding to meet Jack "r"<b>IEPE</b><br /><br />bob<br /><a href="http://www.wetcoastscootin.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">bobskoot: wet coast scootin</a>Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05258612401956399482noreply@blogger.com