tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post321766878242627637..comments2023-12-11T03:32:58.722-05:00Comments on Twisted Roads By Jack Riepe: My First Moto-Joint...Jack Riepehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-55399597575444012792010-04-28T12:12:05.923-04:002010-04-28T12:12:05.923-04:00Dear Abbey:
The last time I tried to hang out wit...Dear Abbey:<br /><br />The last time I tried to hang out with a Harley chick was when I was 17. She beat the shit out of me.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • Toad'Jack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-88769986809991737462010-04-28T12:08:04.044-04:002010-04-28T12:08:04.044-04:00Dear Classic Velocity:
Telling a writer he could ...Dear Classic Velocity:<br /><br />Telling a writer he could be a "sleeper" agent is no compliment. But I understand your reference. :) If I woke up in bed next t Ramone R.'s girlfriend, not only would I have renounced my political beliefs, but I would have accepted a sentence in Siberia, without question, provided it put substantial distance between her and me.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-13872424407361354962010-04-27T09:41:12.728-04:002010-04-27T09:41:12.728-04:00I have never made any bones about it... I regard r...<i>I have never made any bones about it... I regard riding a motorcycle as a kind of foreplay.</i><br /><br />You need to hang out with Harley chicks more. This is a given.<br /><br />Abby of 50 First Dates<br />http://bikerchickdates.blogspot.comAbbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12822652671017930853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-79627862888643916032010-04-26T21:51:19.650-04:002010-04-26T21:51:19.650-04:00Jack, this reads like the opening chapter of a col...Jack, this reads like the opening chapter of a cold war espionage novel. Communism, drugs, topless women, motorcycles. Are you sure this was not just the memory that they implanted ? You could be a sleeper agent ;-)<br /><br />Wayne (classicvelocity)classicvelocityhttp://classicvelocity.squarespace.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-40253578081611948222010-04-21T20:49:31.262-04:002010-04-21T20:49:31.262-04:00Dear IronDad (Dan):
Everybody has had experiences...Dear IronDad (Dan):<br /><br />Everybody has had experiences like this. But I am the only one who brings them up in conversation. In truth, one of the reasons I got a motorcycle was to deal myself into a more exciting sexual game. Like everything else, however, I never get the memo. Having a Kawasaki H2 was almost as bad as having no bike at all.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • Toad<br />Twisted RoadsJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-7563716077762013682010-04-21T20:44:59.767-04:002010-04-21T20:44:59.767-04:00Dear ADK (Chris):
You grin at all of them. You...Dear ADK (Chris):<br /><br />You grin at all of them. You're just pissed that I usually get the good-looking tail.<br /><br />Riding much?<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • Tad<br />Twisted RoadsJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-7176169436547003152010-04-21T16:35:32.476-04:002010-04-21T16:35:32.476-04:00Loved your story but I never thought I would ever ...Loved your story but I never thought I would ever read that you have limits. <br /><br />I had a similar experience as a teen. There was this girl with very generous breasts. Looked so good in a sweater that I would run into telephone poles as I walked by her.<br /><br />Then one weekend I got brave and asked her out. She accepted. She showed me the goods. There were so many big blue veins I thought it was a AAA road map. <br /><br />The good news is that I quit running into telephone poles. The lack of bruising improved my manly looks tremendously. So she did me a favor in the long run.irondadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17821323482397075170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-12004824640764654732010-04-21T13:14:51.111-04:002010-04-21T13:14:51.111-04:00I actually grinned at this one.I actually grinned at this one.ADKnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-39062934181305786642010-04-19T08:54:13.540-04:002010-04-19T08:54:13.540-04:00Dear Chuck:
If I had a dime for every time I fuck...Dear Chuck:<br /><br />If I had a dime for every time I fucked up or did something stupid, I could afford an entire garage of BMWs (which I would most assuredly have).<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jaxk • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-37105667645721077522010-04-19T08:52:32.662-04:002010-04-19T08:52:32.662-04:00Dear Sojourner (Sharon):
I regret to report that ...Dear Sojourner (Sharon):<br /><br />I regret to report that this was not even in the top ten of the dumbest things I ever did on a motorcycle. Youth is the fuel of expensive experience... Sometimes. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-6672838836715868512010-04-19T08:50:15.529-04:002010-04-19T08:50:15.529-04:00Dear EGIB (Jeff):
As I must be quick to point out...Dear EGIB (Jeff):<br /><br />As I must be quick to point out, this episode happenred over 30 years ago, and a lot has changedwith regard to my herb usage. Regretably, that policy has not yet extended to skirt chasing.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-49734158751161864472010-04-18T12:55:16.508-04:002010-04-18T12:55:16.508-04:00Jack,
After reading this post I rolled up a "...Jack,<br />After reading this post I rolled up a "fatty", smoked it up, wrote up a nice long comment and forgot to hit publish. Now I forgot what I was going to say... oh well think I'll head up to Aspen to catch the hemp fashion show and a "Miss Cannabis" pageant competition. Winners are to be announced at 4:20 pm.Electra Glide In Bluehttp://my68flh.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-24897596356894367542010-04-18T09:24:16.501-04:002010-04-18T09:24:16.501-04:00Jack you brought a smile to me when describing Ram...Jack you brought a smile to me when describing Ramone's girl friend! Your ride when you departed, made me wince--glad you're here to tell the tale!Sojourner's Moto Taleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02235661849993752840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-83994425507558675572010-04-17T12:11:28.323-04:002010-04-17T12:11:28.323-04:00Dear Mr. Riepe,
Your eloquent and descriptive acc...Dear Mr. Riepe,<br /><br />Your eloquent and descriptive account of history shines brilliant light on the likely cause for recently mistaking NJ-55 for NJ-54, as well as hearing "birds" happily chirping whenever you ride. Both incidents quite obviously were the result of chemical flashbacks ... unless the granny admonishing “Now don’t fuck up the ride today, Fatboy,” flashed you at that intersection as well. In that case, we can all understand and forgive your confusion.<br /><br />Fun story, sir.<br /><br />Kind regards,<br />ChuckChuck Pefleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02886326288618029812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-22538265037167576312010-04-17T12:07:42.156-04:002010-04-17T12:07:42.156-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Chuck Pefleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02886326288618029812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-45150991822058939242010-04-16T18:25:53.228-04:002010-04-16T18:25:53.228-04:00Dear Danette:
The phrase you are looking for is &...Dear Danette:<br /><br />The phrase you are looking for is "bait and switch."<br /><br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-45754706496287070862010-04-16T18:24:08.116-04:002010-04-16T18:24:08.116-04:00Dear Conch Scooter (CS):
I have never made any bo...Dear Conch Scooter (CS):<br /><br />I have never made any bones about it... I regard riding a motorcycle as a kind of foreplay. And I mean no disrespect to the thousands of women who ride as dedicated bikers... But I have always thought that a good bike ride should lead to a little skin. <br /><br />This was one of the few occasions when I was afraid that even looking could prove fatal. Now you're something of a pinko at heart. You must have had a tumble or two from the People's Bazoom Brigade on the barricades.<br /><br />I think it's great that every great western hero had a sidekick... You're my oil slick. Between the two of us, no social convention is sacred.(Did you know it is against the law to say the word "tits" in Canada, south of Dawson City?)<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-16413962310821546762010-04-16T18:15:13.675-04:002010-04-16T18:15:13.675-04:00Dear Ihor:
I made the corrections. And I know dam...Dear Ihor:<br /><br />I made the corrections. And I know damn well you know who I'm talking about. He's lost his mind by this time, if he is still alive; but she's probably a ranking member of the Obama administration or the second in commadt at DHS. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-16824334094416074112010-04-16T18:12:16.660-04:002010-04-16T18:12:16.660-04:00Dear Charlie6 (Dom):
This little episode doesn&#...Dear Charlie6 (Dom): <br /><br />This little episode doesn't begin to touch on some of my really brilliant ideas. That joint was the size of a decent cigar and I wonder sometimes if the communist/artistic set wasn't into an occasional threesome. (Ramone would have had to fill a crop duster with coke and buzz me with it before I'd have been tempted by the resident harpy.)<br /><br />I was always more in danger of crashing the bike through lack of sleep than anything else.<br /><br />But I see how these SQUID ride their machines stone cold sober (I guess), and those guys are far more dangerous than I ever was. <br /><br />Cynicism is a natural thing the day after taxes are due.<br /><br />It is always a pleasure to hear from you.<br /><br />Fondest regard,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-20296104521826960092010-04-16T14:58:03.830-04:002010-04-16T14:58:03.830-04:00Where is the story about the Jehovah Witness and d...Where is the story about the Jehovah Witness and did she take off her shirt? I'm confused...Danettehttp://conch-to-be.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-59840855548308124202010-04-16T13:32:54.416-04:002010-04-16T13:32:54.416-04:00Well, there's a relief. I was wondering if any...Well, there's a relief. I was wondering if any women were ever going to lift their shirts again in this blog.<br />The idea of being your personal oil slick is starting to grow on me. I think I need to go and sing the Internationale while I water the post nuclear apocalypse vegetables.Conchscooterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08016331487463993200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-22301570705579455082010-04-16T10:52:06.963-04:002010-04-16T10:52:06.963-04:00First wife : Ekaterina
Second wife :NadeszhdaFirst wife : Ekaterina<br /><br />Second wife :NadeszhdaCat's spilled!!,Ihornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-27934280016223965122010-04-16T10:44:02.916-04:002010-04-16T10:44:02.916-04:00Your cut me to the quick! I will match my discreti...Your cut me to the quick! I will match my discretion against your spelling talent any day of the week and twice on Sunday. <br /> "sofenbed". "Kuprick"????<br />It's fortunate the actual name of the cat was left to readers' to Google up. <br />Fear not reader-comrads, even if you were in attendance for this event, time would have placed a hazey filter over the entire, sorded, antique tableau.Not spilling anything, Ihornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-87450559673610650572010-04-16T10:17:34.573-04:002010-04-16T10:17:34.573-04:00Ah yes, the stupid things we did in our youth, its...Ah yes, the stupid things we did in our youth, its fricking amazing we survived to later on contribute to the gene pool.<br /><br />The sad thing is some don't move past the stupid stage....then the Darwinian selection process takes effect. Trouble is, most manage to piss into the gene pool and pass on the stupid gene.<br /><br />Can you tell I am feeling cynical today?redlegsrideshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10927757855921321097noreply@blogger.com