tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post4461863299850044227..comments2023-12-11T03:32:58.722-05:00Comments on Twisted Roads By Jack Riepe: One Pissed Off Biker...Jack Riepehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comBlogger51125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-46944424513195088922011-08-21T21:04:34.509-04:002011-08-21T21:04:34.509-04:00Dear Jack,
Only you can combine the concept of an...Dear Jack,<br /><br />Only you can combine the concept of an Amish elder beating someone to a pulp and pissing in your pants within a single story....and make it work. If only we could put one of those brain activity helmets on you as you write.<br /><br />Uuhhhmmm, cancel that request ;-)Classic Velocityhttp://www.classicvelocity.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-46083728774277664052011-08-19T08:51:16.234-04:002011-08-19T08:51:16.234-04:00You should take heed from this guy:
http://christ...You should take heed from this guy:<br /><br />http://christinenegroni.blogspot.com/2011/08/pee-evd-by-airline-pissenger-gerard.htmlNikoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03119901226987582553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-78610753235401909912011-08-18T16:33:38.386-04:002011-08-18T16:33:38.386-04:00, of a post. The comments all seem borrowed from s..., of a post. The comments all seem borrowed from some golden shower chat room. Plagerism John??<br />Say it isn't so that KO got ink!! Why for so? Bad parenting no doubt.What a whiz, Ihornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-87010355482735946902011-08-18T16:33:30.101-04:002011-08-18T16:33:30.101-04:00Drar BlueKat:
Thank you for reading Twisted Roads...Drar BlueKat:<br /><br />Thank you for reading Twisted Roads and for chiming in on this red hot issue. Turns out everyone has a great story. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-48199678942433679632011-08-18T16:31:44.920-04:002011-08-18T16:31:44.920-04:00Dear Steel Cupcake:
Duly noted. (This was the saf...Dear Steel Cupcake:<br /><br />Duly noted. (This was the safest response.) <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-57219902379948217212011-08-17T22:55:21.464-04:002011-08-17T22:55:21.464-04:00LOL...thanks for a good laugh this evening. Very f...LOL...thanks for a good laugh this evening. Very funny story (though I'm sure it wasn't at the time)! I've suffered similar experiences when out hiking, if that's any consolation. The comments are rather informative as well. :)Bluekathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13485258388887249275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-4378925152294511452011-08-17T21:45:30.155-04:002011-08-17T21:45:30.155-04:00Dear Jack,
Lack of vibration on the K75 is NOT a ...Dear Jack,<br /><br />Lack of vibration on the K75 is <i>NOT</i> a selling point for me. <br /><br />-Steel CupcakeBeemerGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15239761274177026636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-79760590972702750192011-08-17T21:44:24.308-04:002011-08-17T21:44:24.308-04:00Dear Chuck and Pheebs,
Proud and perturbed at the...Dear Chuck and Pheebs,<br /><br />Proud and perturbed at the same time. After watching "The Full Monty" I've only been successful once. <br /><br />But you do have to watch this <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92rENxHQ1f0" rel="nofollow">video</a>.<br /><br />I seem to have a lot to learn.<br /><br />-Steel CupcakeBeemerGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15239761274177026636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-23606872372203503932011-08-17T12:07:22.432-04:002011-08-17T12:07:22.432-04:00Dear Mark:
Truer words were never spoken... And w...Dear Mark:<br /><br />Truer words were never spoken... And with electric gear (pants in particular), the rider has to spring from the saddle like a gazelle. <br /><br />Thank you for reading Twisted Roads — the blog that delves into the unexpected. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-6306964874940195902011-08-17T11:34:51.403-04:002011-08-17T11:34:51.403-04:00I learned many years ago no motorcyclist should le...I learned many years ago no motorcyclist should leave home on a cold day without a magnifying glass and pair of tweezers.MarkEnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-15511061171892282002011-08-17T08:21:05.687-04:002011-08-17T08:21:05.687-04:00Dear Nikos and Steel Cupcake:
Twisted Roads — Onl...Dear Nikos and Steel Cupcake:<br /><br />Twisted Roads — Online and On Target... 99% of the time.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/ReepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-7739831890116342242011-08-17T08:16:55.853-04:002011-08-17T08:16:55.853-04:00Dear Nikos:
It would appear the "P" val...Dear Nikos:<br /><br />It would appear the "P" valve was set askew on one of the last two adjustments. But it's interesting... Since I have mentioned this incident, I've heard some of the damndedest stories. And there are only three in my personal repertoire. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-37087633029061769342011-08-17T08:12:51.455-04:002011-08-17T08:12:51.455-04:00Dear Chuck and Pheebs:
I really have nothing to s...Dear Chuck and Pheebs:<br /><br />I really have nothing to say about that one. My daughter and I are just not that close... Although she did get a great tattoo yesterday.<br /><br />Twisted Rosds — Where the reader dialogue swings like a compass needle. <br /><br />Fondest regards, <br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-41452905150602930122011-08-17T07:54:55.656-04:002011-08-17T07:54:55.656-04:00Dear Srel Cupcake:
Peter is my cardiologist. But ...Dear Srel Cupcake:<br /><br />Peter is my cardiologist. But he could be my urologist at the rate he breaks my balls.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-14209171266778370712011-08-17T07:52:43.471-04:002011-08-17T07:52:43.471-04:00Dear Steel Cupcake:
A) The video will be made fo...Dear Steel Cupcake: <br /><br />A) The video will be made following the first lesson...<br />B) Some gear was made to “pitch,” while some was made to “catch.” <br />C) You get what you pay for... The days of the cheap. low-mileage K75 is about over. But you can find some real gens in the $4000 category. <br />D) Try harder. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-53652037866699828822011-08-17T05:10:32.663-04:002011-08-17T05:10:32.663-04:00message for Steelcupcake:
Ref "...point 2: g...message for Steelcupcake:<br /><br />Ref "...point 2: guys still have a much better chance of missing their clothing. unfortunately girls have a 98% of always hitting theirs"<br /><br />Mrs N can advise the best position - her bladder is as large as a sardine on heat's and so she has plenty of practice au naturel.<br /><br />crocs(tm) still doing fine, NNikoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03119901226987582553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-6978778956689960582011-08-17T05:05:56.494-04:002011-08-17T05:05:56.494-04:00Jack
You need to fit a P-Valve to your boots (or ...Jack<br /><br />You need to fit a P-Valve to your boots (or if you are a man of habit, only 1 is truly required).<br /><br />Best wishes from the land of cottages, NNikoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03119901226987582553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-72630524070566083712011-08-17T04:12:41.175-04:002011-08-17T04:12:41.175-04:00Dearest Beemer Girl -
Female spattering can be a...Dearest Beemer Girl - <br /><br />Female spattering can be avoided. <br /><br />My youngest daughter (riding since she was all of four) learned at an early age if she manipulated her womanliness with her index and middle finger, she could generate a more than passable version of the male stream. <br /><br />I don't know exactly how she did it, as It's not proper for a father to examine closely the nether regions of one's progeny whilst urinating. <br /><br />If it's possible to be proud and unnerved at the same time - then I'e been there while watching my daughter piss standing up.Chuck and the Pheebshttp://dangerboyandpixie.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-34042086442499711482011-08-16T23:01:45.674-04:002011-08-16T23:01:45.674-04:00Hi Peter!
Thanks for the invite. I will definite...Hi Peter!<br /><br />Thanks for the invite. I will definitely take the offer up when I can get the time and money from work. Would be a great change to see buggies and Amish instead of dual exhaust and shotgun racks. ;)<br /><br />And no "dual exhaust" jokes rIePe... <br /><br />-Steel CupcakeBeemerGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15239761274177026636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-34514415339433668622011-08-16T22:59:20.773-04:002011-08-16T22:59:20.773-04:00Dear Jack,
point 1: I will look forward to proper...Dear Jack,<br /><br />point 1: I will look forward to proper instruction. A video would work in the meantime. ;)<br /><br />point 2: guys still have a much better chance of missing their clothing. unfortunately girls have a 98% of always hitting theirs<br /><br />point 3: I haven't seen the IBMW marketplace. I will look it up. Was wondering if the K75 sex appeal would speed my commute for a low price.<br /><br />point 4: I'm trying!! I'm trying.<br /><br />-Steel CupcakeBeemerGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15239761274177026636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-27420516190356953612011-08-16T19:28:58.254-04:002011-08-16T19:28:58.254-04:00Dear Allen Madding:
It would have served the offi...Dear Allen Madding:<br /><br />It would have served the official well if he had. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reep<br />Twisted RoadsJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-85886123030200393102011-08-16T17:09:05.744-04:002011-08-16T17:09:05.744-04:00reep
You are in good company. As I used to cover...reep <br /><br />You are in good company. As I used to cover NASCAR, after years of people asking drivers what do they do when their bladder begins to squall and they have 500 miles to drive, one evening of of them fessed up. He said that on a long hot night at Richmond, they had run about half of the night's race when they had a red flag. Normally in hot conditions, one can drink fluids at a rapid pace and not have a problem because of the heat and Adrenalin they sweat it out before they ever need to drain the lizard. But the red flag was out for about an hour and the drivers were forced to sit in their cars and wait for track repairs. He kept drinking water and then got hit with the call of nature. NASCAR refused to let the drivers out of their cars, so he was forced to make the best of it and began to evacuate his bladder. The fluid of course sought out the lowest point in the car (the floorboard) and apparently found a small leak and began to puddle under the car. One of NASCAR's ever observant inspectors saw the puddle under the car and thought the car had developed a water leak and called the crew chief and told him that the car would be forced to the pits for repairs when the red flag was pulled in. When the driver heard this over the radio, he quickly told them that he turned a bottle of water over in the car. Good thing the NASCAR official didn't stick his finger in the puddle and taste it to determine the fluid :)<br /><br />-PeaceAllen Maddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03975320122826127770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-38044397053050624092011-08-16T16:06:57.559-04:002011-08-16T16:06:57.559-04:00Dear Bobscoot:
Actually, my description of the ro...Dear Bobscoot:<br /><br />Actually, my description of the roads in and around Lancaster is pretty accurate and without embelishment. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-9345728645474537162011-08-16T16:05:11.986-04:002011-08-16T16:05:11.986-04:00Dear Conchscooter:
The Amish are very straight fo...Dear Conchscooter:<br /><br />The Amish are very straight forward people, who tend to treat the average functions in life as routine. My point is that almost anything can lead to a challenge... Even getting off the bike in a hurry.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-50200512200172098942011-08-16T16:03:04.185-04:002011-08-16T16:03:04.185-04:00Dear Brady:
Sometimes, the average story is what ...Dear Brady:<br /><br />Sometimes, the average story is what it is. I look forward to riding with you when you get back from the Fatherland.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.com