tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post722920591402348334..comments2023-12-11T03:32:58.722-05:00Comments on Twisted Roads By Jack Riepe: Humor With Balls —Jack Riepehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-77690820452917195012017-08-23T03:41:16.148-04:002017-08-23T03:41:16.148-04:00Very Nice Article…. Very Nice Article…. Cigarshttps://www.cigarsdirect.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-31463892538025906412010-12-12T19:20:41.316-05:002010-12-12T19:20:41.316-05:00Dear Dick:
Thank you for your kind comments regar...Dear Dick:<br /><br />Thank you for your kind comments regarding my cigar book. Soon I will begin the final stages on my motorcycle book, and you will become a star. <br /><br />I was interviewing some people last week, regarding their impressions of the last BMW rally they attended. One of my questions was, "What three words do you remember most frommthe rally?" The most common response was, "That bastard Bregstein..."<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-28456176810016819272010-12-12T18:01:48.066-05:002010-12-12T18:01:48.066-05:00Dear Jack:
This is one of the funniest books I eve...Dear Jack:<br />This is one of the funniest books I ever read - even the sad parts. Given the political climate in this country and the anger that rages among the proletariat, your book should be a "must give" Christmas gift - the smile in everyone's Christmas stocking. I may have to buy another copy, because the copy in the bathroom is running out of pages.BMW-Dickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17923099195434220681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-36844727602290090392010-12-09T22:22:51.858-05:002010-12-09T22:22:51.858-05:00Dear Steel:
Better order quick — they're goin...Dear Steel:<br /><br />Better order quick — they're going fast. There is nothing on the level about you at all. I haven't heard from you in ages. How have you been?<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-91349745972791891632010-12-09T21:06:47.677-05:002010-12-09T21:06:47.677-05:00Oh dear :|Oh dear :|Cantwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17512417293017303810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-7345096275360311112010-12-09T20:22:00.290-05:002010-12-09T20:22:00.290-05:00This book is the finest coaster for my scotch glas...This book is the finest coaster for my scotch glass that I have ever found. I'm thinking of getting a second copy to use to level the dinner table.Steelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-26986323656883468032010-12-09T13:09:20.708-05:002010-12-09T13:09:20.708-05:00Dear Richard:
Steve has become a "dedicated ...Dear Richard:<br /><br />Steve has become a "dedicated Twiated Roads reader." This is what happens.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-46703148430822601692010-12-09T13:08:14.526-05:002010-12-09T13:08:14.526-05:00Dear Steve:
I have a book ready to go in a minute...Dear Steve:<br /><br />I have a book ready to go in a minute... But I might be out of tee shirts. You'll be getting your order one way or the other soon. The cigar book is likely to bring out the Visigoth side of you... Next thing you know, you'll be eating weiner schnitzel for breakfast.<br /><br />Thanks for the book order.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-20969201251058900672010-12-09T13:03:55.374-05:002010-12-09T13:03:55.374-05:00Dear Mike:
She's still alive (in a zombie-lik...Dear Mike:<br /><br />She's still alive (in a zombie-like manner of speaking) anmd she wants to talk to you.<br /><br />Fondest regard,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-71640119977431667772010-12-07T23:25:37.806-05:002010-12-07T23:25:37.806-05:00Wow, a whole new side to Steve Williams emerges. T...Wow, a whole new side to Steve Williams emerges. That must have been some wild weekend ride on that Triumph Sprint sport bike.<br /><br />RichardRichardMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04773834892715980735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-22860280581103908302010-12-07T18:05:00.623-05:002010-12-07T18:05:00.623-05:00I want to be an Alpha dog. Expect my email reques...I want to be an Alpha dog. Expect my email request with address. I understand if you won't extend trust to a Vespa rider. I did spit on a BMW car once. Does that count?<br /><br />Steve Williams<br /><a href="http://vespalx150.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">Scooter in the Sticks</a>Steve Williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04540977884513559091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-78306659251381065162010-12-07T00:37:23.527-05:002010-12-07T00:37:23.527-05:00Dear Jack,
Your Grandma was a wise man.
Sincere...Dear Jack,<br /> <br />Your Grandma was a wise man.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br />MichaelCantwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17512417293017303810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-89866446407089811932010-12-06T23:18:06.844-05:002010-12-06T23:18:06.844-05:00Dear Michael (Cantwell):
Leslie said to me tonigh...Dear Michael (Cantwell):<br /><br />Leslie said to me tonight, "I could use some real help with the Christmas tree. Could Michael ride down here from Lake Placid tomorrow? He's clever."<br /><br />I didn't tell her how you advanced global warming in the Adirondacks by starting your bike, advancing the throttle, and going off to take a dump. "Clever is as clever does," my Grandma used to say.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • ®eep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-30075273900152446932010-12-06T23:14:08.308-05:002010-12-06T23:14:08.308-05:00Dear Camelott:
This had to come from my friend Da...Dear Camelott:<br /><br />This had to come from my friend Dave. Thanks Pal. We are riding to the Horseshoe Curve this summer.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack ®eep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-63267203088213988512010-12-06T23:12:28.441-05:002010-12-06T23:12:28.441-05:00Dear Bear:
Mosey on over to Ram Rod Key. Flash yo...Dear Bear:<br /><br />Mosey on over to Ram Rod Key. Flash your lights at the canal three times and bend over the ornamental lawn sculpture commemorating the pinnacle of British motorcycle/vacuum cleaner perfection. You think gerbils are cool... Dream of iguanas.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • ®eep • Toad<br />Twisted RoadsJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-2205191762309463432010-12-06T23:03:16.319-05:002010-12-06T23:03:16.319-05:00Dear Szendry:
I am also selling tickets in the Ma...Dear Szendry:<br /><br />I am also selling tickets in the Magyarorszag Lottery. How many do you want? (I feel lucky.)<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • Toad<br />Twisted RoadsJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-9468729828113258232010-12-06T22:51:48.913-05:002010-12-06T22:51:48.913-05:00Dear Jack,
I'd send you my copy so I could ha...Dear Jack,<br /><br />I'd send you my copy so I could have it autographed, but I need it to hold up the corner of my desk.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br />MichaelCantwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17512417293017303810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-84694575727238561372010-12-06T22:22:54.912-05:002010-12-06T22:22:54.912-05:00This book made a man out of me... unlike any other...This book made a man out of me... unlike any other book discussing sucking on large round objects. Really... I liked the book!Camelotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12606736679016518802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-46236184031341052352010-12-06T19:04:37.967-05:002010-12-06T19:04:37.967-05:00You can stroke my cigar anytime big boy.
Your frie...You can stroke my cigar anytime big boy.<br />Your friend<br />Bear<br />on stage at the 801<br />Key WestAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-18174819592625718902010-12-06T18:41:24.060-05:002010-12-06T18:41:24.060-05:00Dear Sir,
You left out Chapter 31: To whom do you...Dear Sir,<br /><br />You left out Chapter 31: To whom do you send your Social Security Number <br />when you win the Magyarorszag Lottery?<br /><br />Regards,<br />SzendreyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-30010159869018002552010-12-06T16:53:43.103-05:002010-12-06T16:53:43.103-05:00This book made my man a great lover... A true Alph...This book made my man a great lover... A true Alpha Dog... And the kind of guy who could say, "Shut the hell up, you old bag, to my mother (his mother in-law), and make it sound like a Valentine.<br /><br />I read it to him aloud at night, again and again.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br />"Cheri Pie" LatitzAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com