tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post7662749426392132752..comments2023-12-11T03:32:58.722-05:00Comments on Twisted Roads By Jack Riepe: “Toto” Introduces Butt-Powered Trike With Strong Implications For US MarketJack Riepehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-47217470938966159762011-10-07T01:47:16.612-04:002011-10-07T01:47:16.612-04:00A "turd for the worst?"
In any event th...A "turd for the worst?"<br /><br />In any event this would no doubt have a very shitty outcome on the rear if the system should become constipated.<br /><br />Perhaps the constipated mathematician riding such a device could work it out with a pencil...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-72194264672068611272011-10-06T07:20:14.805-04:002011-10-06T07:20:14.805-04:00Dear CPA3485:
How are you, Jimbo?
I got this st...Dear CPA3485:<br /><br />How are you, Jimbo? <br /><br />I got this story from the most recent copy of "Better Accounting Practices and Gardening Tips." You should subscribe. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-27237213702298101142011-10-06T07:18:12.582-04:002011-10-06T07:18:12.582-04:00Dear Liaolo N'Dingere:
Do you know Alfonse Da...Dear Liaolo N'Dingere:<br /><br />Do you know Alfonse Dahdo? <br /><br />The trouble with a trike like this is that native fuels may not push it to the max. Innother words, while one might use it to collect rhino shit, the end result may not produce the kind of torque to effect a good escape. <br /><br />Let me know how this system would work with a tiger.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-75971135172424917382011-10-06T07:14:38.789-04:002011-10-06T07:14:38.789-04:00Dear Rhonda:
I would never joke about motorcycles...Dear Rhonda:<br /><br />I would never joke about motorcycles being full of shit... Politicians, yes. Some of this stuff you simply cannot make up. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-70635925563784008852011-10-06T07:12:54.598-04:002011-10-06T07:12:54.598-04:00Dear Erik The Dutchman:
How you do push your luck...Dear Erik The Dutchman:<br /><br />How you do push your luck by throwing the Netherlander connection in my face! (It is always great to hear from you, despite my connections to the (AUTBD). <br /><br />While the practical aspects of this trike remain hard to with gas less than $100 a gallon... If taking a dump in the tank is the only way our grandchildren will ride in the future, than so be it. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-39804284191983824002011-10-05T10:16:16.896-04:002011-10-05T10:16:16.896-04:00Unbelievable!
Where do you get this shit, (literal...Unbelievable!<br />Where do you get this shit, (literally)?<br /><br />Jimbocpa3485https://www.blogger.com/profile/00031439889267356735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-67646592275188782422011-10-05T10:08:32.866-04:002011-10-05T10:08:32.866-04:00I find this running of tricycle most likely to suc...I find this running of tricycle most likely to succeed in dfficulty of general district roads on Northern District sub division, Kano highways.<br />Much thanks!<br />Liaolo N'Dingere,<br />District Manager,<br />Road and Trafrfic Division,<br />Kano<br />Republic of Nigeria.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-45429271715872535762011-10-04T19:18:55.430-04:002011-10-04T19:18:55.430-04:00I had to Google this to see if you were full of po...I had to Google this to see if you were full of poo and somehow mastered Photoshop. Turns out that it's not bullshit, but it could run on it, which should get you a very long way.Rhondahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06120733359858873729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-80455124791490426172011-10-04T11:47:30.966-04:002011-10-04T11:47:30.966-04:00I noticed the bike comes complete with a "rea...I noticed the bike comes complete with a "rear" carrier. Presumably designed to fit a wicker basket big enough for cairn terrier sized dog. (Maybe that's the extended range option on this bike.) <br /><br />Thanks for the odoriferous humor as always, Herr Riepe!Erik the Dutchmannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-72843743806899406522011-10-04T08:06:49.434-04:002011-10-04T08:06:49.434-04:00Dear Charlie6 (Dom):
By the time this trike is an...Dear Charlie6 (Dom):<br /><br />By the time this trike is an industry sstandard, leathers will be banned and we will all be wearing Naughahyde. No one will care if their ass is sticking out.<br /><br />Fondest regaeds,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-26544678246926043582011-10-04T08:00:08.468-04:002011-10-04T08:00:08.468-04:00Dear Bruce:
The Japanese philosophy, however, of ...Dear Bruce:<br /><br />The Japanese philosophy, however, of developing the product first and the matket second has yielded some astounding results for that country. I could see fast food restaurants eventually just packaging shit for human consumption. They are halfway there now.<br /><br />Here in the United Stats, elected officials from both parties have become expert in recycling total shit (bad legislation) into endlessly bad trends. <br /><br />Apparently, the idea is, "If at first you don't succeed, stick with it for 40 years," or until something worse comes along. <br /><br />Fonbdest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-70488525981975968842011-10-04T07:56:25.602-04:002011-10-04T07:56:25.602-04:00Dear Brady/Spike:
This is assuming there is a tig...Dear Brady/Spike:<br /><br />This is assuming there is a tight seal between the rider's aas and the saddle. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-55730926694623270172011-10-04T07:55:30.240-04:002011-10-04T07:55:30.240-04:00Dear Circle Blue/Keith:
I would be hard pressed t...Dear Circle Blue/Keith:<br /><br />I would be hard pressed to take mass transit if every woman on the bus were naked. I do not enjoy the mad press of crowds and the hustle of running through stations — like rats in a maze — is simply beyond me. <br /><br />I do think that visions of bio-fuels and electrically powered motorcycles (and other vehicles) lack cohesion. None of these plans come together nicely... And I susoect horses, camels, and donkeys are going to again be part of the transportation landscape by the time our great grand children are old enough to ride.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-2776918207869645092011-10-04T07:50:52.340-04:002011-10-04T07:50:52.340-04:00Dear Chuck and Pheebs:
I think the promotional va...Dear Chuck and Pheebs:<br /><br />I think the promotional value of a trike powered by human feces will be short-lived, even by news stories in Japan. This trike will end up beng the odd focal point of a toilet showroopm in Kyoto. <br /><br />However, if the Japanese, or anyone, ever do create a bike that runs on political bullshit, we will all be rolling in the clover.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-12156988882957496002011-10-03T10:03:24.531-04:002011-10-03T10:03:24.531-04:00They do like to recycle shit
http://www.tofugu.co...They do like to recycle shit<br /><br />http://www.tofugu.com/2011/06/16/japanese-scientists-learn-how-to-make-meat-from-poop/Brucenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-12284078378759168782011-10-03T09:39:53.116-04:002011-10-03T09:39:53.116-04:00Jack
Acceptance of this "notion" will n...Jack<br /><br />Acceptance of this "notion" will never come, after all, who'd own a full set of leathers with a "flap" at the back? : )<br /><br />And what about constipated riders, will we see them on the side of the road, holding a sign: "exlax"?<br /><br /><br />dom<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://redlegsrides.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">Redleg's Rides</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.examiner.com/x-14097-Colorado-Motorcycle-Travel-Examiner" rel="nofollow">Colorado Motorcycle Travel Examiner</a>redlegsrideshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10927757855921321097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-38722395944601056352011-10-03T07:49:15.144-04:002011-10-03T07:49:15.144-04:00Jack,
Probiotics = high test?
Spike
Behind Bars...Jack,<br /><br />Probiotics = high test? <br /><br />Spike<br />Behind Bars - Motorcycles and LifeAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03424120592303852860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-82400529617945894562011-10-03T07:03:49.959-04:002011-10-03T07:03:49.959-04:00Jack,
I don't think the prospect of cutting tw...Jack,<br />I don't think the prospect of cutting twenty minutes off my morning bus commute would be enough to entice me to ride mass transit. <br /><br />I must admit I've had more than one ride go down the toilet so there could be potential here.<br /><br />Thanks for bringing this innovation to my attention I'll be keeping my nose open for future developments.Keith - Circle Bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11992667666539622569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-18078708945894177982011-10-03T05:42:58.203-04:002011-10-03T05:42:58.203-04:00Jack -
The BTU content of blaugas (look this shi...Jack - <br /><br />The BTU content of blaugas (look this shit up; I'm not your nursemaid) is such that a commodetrike is nicht su gut. <br /><br />The base concept is both Left Wing Democratic and Draconian; we've not found a fuel which as the same energy density as dead dinosuars in 70+years of looking - Preston Tucker and the little shit from the Bloom box be damned. <br /><br />There are solutions to the pickle we're in, and I'm reminded of them riding a 25 year old bike with the HP output of an R90 and the fuel consumption of an R65 in these modern times.<br /><br />Flatulent platitudes, these.Chuck and the Pheebshttp://dangerboyandpixie.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-83571067690662937612011-10-03T04:37:06.812-04:002011-10-03T04:37:06.812-04:00Dear Nikos:
It is rumored to have some sort of ai...Dear Nikos:<br /><br />It is rumored to have some sort of airbag equivalent, but no one really knows what they fill with. <br /><br />Thank you for reading Twisted Roads,and for applying my bog's philosophy to your daily life. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack ReepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-8314406990457795232011-10-03T04:29:46.582-04:002011-10-03T04:29:46.582-04:00Jack
Does it have ABS as standard?
NJack<br /><br />Does it have ABS as standard?<br /><br />NNikoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03119901226987582553noreply@blogger.com