tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post2079749977238525709..comments2023-12-11T03:32:58.722-05:00Comments on Twisted Roads By Jack Riepe: My Co-Pilot...Jack Riepehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-83654053195513156382009-11-12T23:02:10.983-05:002009-11-12T23:02:10.983-05:00Jack,
Absolutely, positively, that is the FUNNIEST...Jack,<br />Absolutely, positively, that is the FUNNIEST thing I have ever read. I literally could not breathe while reading it, I was laughing so hard. The epitaph on the tombstone was priceless. WTF goes through that mind of yours to produce this stuff? I want some.<br /><br />Big JimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-72198244994169233802009-11-05T13:04:19.363-05:002009-11-05T13:04:19.363-05:00Jack, I find a LOT of what you say to be pure bull...Jack, I find a LOT of what you say to be pure bullshit. But I'm married to a bullshitter, so I let it go. It usually adds spice to life, so why bitch about it?sgsidekickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17649169267084831571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-43041835757342128522009-11-05T00:49:46.589-05:002009-11-05T00:49:46.589-05:00Dear SgSidekick:
If you look at my crap, you will...Dear SgSidekick:<br /><br />If you look at my crap, you will discover at least one sentence that struck you as pure bullshit. You should tell me what it is, so I can write more like that.<br /><br />It is always a pleasure to hear fron you.<br /><br />Fondest regarrds,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-41456659034269128722009-11-05T00:18:41.672-05:002009-11-05T00:18:41.672-05:00Just popping in to let you know I read every word ...Just popping in to let you know I read every word you write. Unfortunately I have nothing funny nor intelligent to say; just that I read what you write. Oh, and I'm not bored...sgsidekickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17649169267084831571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-3877316454281037342009-11-04T19:35:16.468-05:002009-11-04T19:35:16.468-05:00Dear Nikos:
I had to pay strangers off the street...Dear Nikos:<br /><br />I had to pay strangers off the street to serve as my best men after a bit. None of my friends would do it anymore as they did not want to be associated with future tragedies.<br /><br />Here's what I should have done with that connector.<br /> <br />1) I should not have thrown out the first damaged connecting wire (that terminated in the computerized unit plug and thre SAE cigar lighter plug.<br /><br />2) I should have cut the SAE male end off and examined the wires. If I had a straight red and black one, or a straight red and white one, I could have hard-wired that piece directly into the BMW Powerlet male end.<br /><br />But I didn't do that. Does the word "stupidity" ring a bell?<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-80359195524219903472009-11-04T19:28:50.542-05:002009-11-04T19:28:50.542-05:00Dear IronDad:
That was one of the one's that ...Dear IronDad:<br /><br />That was one of the one's that got out of my second wife's closet. Once they get it in their minds to run, no door will hold them.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-76766328100919102822009-11-04T19:26:49.328-05:002009-11-04T19:26:49.328-05:00Dear CPA3485 (Jimbo):
We have a Halloween traditi...Dear CPA3485 (Jimbo):<br /><br />We have a Halloween tradition here that makes the neighbors hate (as if I gave a shit). I tape a sig t the door that advises trick or treaters not to ring the doorbell, but to scream. <br /><br />You have got to hear these kids screaming their hearts out. It is hysterical. Then the fun starts. No candy without a trick. Sometimes the screaming is enough. Sometimes I make them sing. When they can't think of a song, I ask them to sing "Happy Birthday," to George, who was my dad. <br /><br />I was away on Halloween one year, and Leslie gave out the candy. One group of kids asked her, "Isn't your husband home? He's fun."<br /><br />She was tempted to respond, "I divorced that dope and let the fat one in here."<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-38247275048694128142009-11-04T13:34:33.214-05:002009-11-04T13:34:33.214-05:00Jack
As much as I would wish to leave some witty/...Jack<br /><br />As much as I would wish to leave some witty/sarcastic/cynical comment I am lost for words other than to ask who was the "best" man at the other three weddings?<br /><br />Yours as ever, N<br /><br />PS Better to wire the power lead upto a convertible plug that can be used both on the BMW and in a conventional socket (if you need to).Nikoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03119901226987582553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-34761401950442346462009-11-04T13:14:28.123-05:002009-11-04T13:14:28.123-05:00You heard about the skeleton that walked into the ...You heard about the skeleton that walked into the bar and ordered a beer and a mop, didn't you?irondadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17821323482397075170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-20047507663733814312009-11-04T13:09:46.888-05:002009-11-04T13:09:46.888-05:00That is so very cruel to read Conch's blog to ...That is so very cruel to read Conch's blog to truck or treaters. Maybe I'll do that next year. <br />Better yet, or at least more horror filled would be to force them to hear my own blog.cpa3485https://www.blogger.com/profile/00031439889267356735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-12277563766611960212009-11-02T10:46:19.591-05:002009-11-02T10:46:19.591-05:00Dear Gary:
I should have saved the old Garmin cor...Dear Gary:<br /><br />I should have saved the old Garmin cord and experimented with it. Too soon poor, too late smart.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-24593351213646534942009-11-02T10:43:50.062-05:002009-11-02T10:43:50.062-05:00Jack,
I have a similar converter, but mine has a 6...Jack,<br />I have a similar converter, but mine has a 6" cord between them. It probably isn't affected as much by vibration. Yours is really long (the converter) and probably is affected more.<br />GaryGarynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-60488319874744886952009-11-02T07:59:48.139-05:002009-11-02T07:59:48.139-05:00Dear Lance:
Roy and I have gotten into more troub...Dear Lance:<br /><br />Roy and I have gotten into more trouble over the years than you can possibly imagine. The root of these issues was generally a bottle of straight whisky and innumerable beers. <br /><br />We once went into a piano bar in now fashionalble Hoboken, NJ, and offered to sing cowboy songs from the bar. When the manager seemed unimpressed, we sang anyway. Our debut ended with the sudden drone of police sirens on the rise.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-91461937966557851612009-11-02T07:54:49.003-05:002009-11-02T07:54:49.003-05:00Dear Bobskoot:
I had the idea to permanently atta...Dear Bobskoot:<br /><br />I had the idea to permanently attach Mr. Bones, whom I purchased for $18 to the dash on my bike. But we live in the mind of world where things disappear off parked bikes and I don't like the idea of contributing to some kid's collection of acquired bike bling.<br /><br />However, there are two areas above my instrument cluster that have velcro on them, obviously to hold an "Easy Pass," which I don't have. I think I will just fix it so I can ride with Mr. Bones and hide him in the top case when I am through. <br /><br />I like the idea of a skeleton, who smokes and drinks, also riding a bike.<br /><br />Always nice to hear from you, Bob.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-66681601970668570422009-11-02T07:48:01.380-05:002009-11-02T07:48:01.380-05:00Dear Charlie6 (Dom):
I am gettimg cheap in my old...Dear Charlie6 (Dom):<br /><br />I am gettimg cheap in my old age. My first thought was to call the folks at Whitehorse Gear and demand a new one. I have no doubt they would have complied. But that would have meant sending the old one back and waiting for a new one (at twice the cost of the original in postage). <br /><br />Since it was already broken and non-essential to the bike, I had nothing lose by taking it apart. However, the stupidity light is still flashing. I threw out the old, cracked cable to the Garmin. I should have cut the male cigarette-lighter plud from it to see if it ended in two straight black and red wires. <br /><br />If it had, I could have cut the same part off the new one, and hard-wired it into the powerlet male end, thereby eliminating the converter plug at all. This is a discontinued model of Garmin. I am asking everyone in my family to simply throw loose change in a sock for my Christmas present this year, so I can buy a water-proof, shock-resistant Garmin made for the bike.<br /><br />Thank you for reading and for writing in.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-60836836747159311272009-11-01T23:26:47.509-05:002009-11-01T23:26:47.509-05:00Roy sounds like a great guy - I once ordered a pix...Roy sounds like a great guy - I once ordered a pixie stick cocktail that came with a real tube of pixie stix candy to garnish your drink. Talk about manly.Lancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02458096347718242672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-20089528669536849962009-11-01T22:31:49.598-05:002009-11-01T22:31:49.598-05:00Jack "r":
you are so modest, and your c...<b>Jack "r":</b><br /><br />you are so modest, and your co-pilot is probably an Xray image of yourself. Makes you look so trim and slim.<br /><br />and Conch, you are so lucky. everyone is setting off fireworks and firecrackers in your honour. Even up here.<br /><br />bob<br /><a href="http://www.wetcoastscootin.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">bobskoot: wet coast scootin</a>Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05258612401956399482noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-58572993894008216602009-11-01T20:41:53.051-05:002009-11-01T20:41:53.051-05:00Nice bit of electrical troubleshooting Jack! Is t...Nice bit of electrical troubleshooting Jack! Is the sporadic electrical problems that drive me crazy.....redlegsrideshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10927757855921321097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-20537688452117571202009-11-01T13:02:38.231-05:002009-11-01T13:02:38.231-05:00Dear mq01:
The roads have dried out somewhat and ...Dear mq01:<br /><br />The roads have dried out somewhat and I do have a family agenda today. I am riding to Huidson County, New Jersey via two interstates. One is know as the "Cancer Strip." <br /><br />There shopuld be no leave on the road, nor gravel, after a five-mile radius, and I will ride like hell.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-42560038766967625182009-11-01T11:24:09.057-05:002009-11-01T11:24:09.057-05:00:( oh no...well i hope that the skies clear, the c...:( oh no...well i hope that the skies clear, the clouds part, the roads dry, and that you have a fabulous ride. i know im needing a nice long ride myself (but gave myself a cold or flu), and was hoping to enjoy one vicariously through you :) be safe jack.mq01https://www.blogger.com/profile/11742343758057005313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-35312493711261914922009-11-01T07:51:05.890-05:002009-11-01T07:51:05.890-05:00Dear Ms. mq01:
I am today looking at the co-pilot...Dear Ms. mq01:<br /><br />I am today looking at the co-pilot's curse. It was still raining heavily at 5:30am. The ground is soaked. Wet leaves and gravel are piled at every intersection. The ride must go on today, but I am less than thrilled about it.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-11407057965345117112009-11-01T07:48:27.470-05:002009-11-01T07:48:27.470-05:00Dear Conch:
Every child who came to the door last...Dear Conch:<br /><br />Every child who came to the door last night, hopeful of getting some candy, was instead made to stand in rthe drizzle, whi;e I read them your blog. There is a whole new generation of goblins, witches, and ghouls who now feel somewhat ambivalent about your birthday. It was the least I could do.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack • Reep • ToadJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-89796337213576008802009-11-01T01:02:01.326-05:002009-11-01T01:02:01.326-05:00oooooh, hey, that co-pilot of yours, mmmmmmm, he&#...oooooh, hey, that co-pilot of yours, mmmmmmm, he's pretty cute ;) have a great ride!!mq01https://www.blogger.com/profile/11742343758057005313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-36811828339279094962009-11-01T01:44:40.495-04:002009-11-01T01:44:40.495-04:00There is some cruel irony at play considering I wa...There is some cruel irony at play considering I was born on a day every else likes to celebrate.Conchscooterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08016331487463993200noreply@blogger.com