tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post2810711656687270194..comments2023-12-11T03:32:58.722-05:00Comments on Twisted Roads By Jack Riepe: Dispatches From The Front...Jack Riepehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-1091505266394083732011-09-27T12:16:47.824-04:002011-09-27T12:16:47.824-04:00Jack,
I really like it when the owner says, "...Jack,<br /><br />I really like it when the owner says, "He thinks he's a people!" I will do anything to be in proximity of a comment like that.<br /><br />Brady<br />Behind Bars - Motorcycles and LifeAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03424120592303852860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-52756821755527974722011-09-27T10:41:24.244-04:002011-09-27T10:41:24.244-04:00Dear Brady:
Thank you for reading Twisted Roads a...Dear Brady:<br /><br />Thank you for reading Twisted Roads and for writing in. I am delighted to learn that you find small anima;s in clothing especially appealing. I suspected so.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-15256938087429071412011-09-27T10:40:00.154-04:002011-09-27T10:40:00.154-04:00Dear Conchscooter:
Your question will be posted a...Dear Conchscooter:<br /><br />Your question will be posted and answered in the next "Dispatches From The Front." <br /><br />Boy, oh boy... Have I been waiting for this. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-66331749290930940762011-09-27T08:34:28.620-04:002011-09-27T08:34:28.620-04:00Jack,
The best line here, hands down, is about th...Jack,<br /><br />The best line here, hands down, is about the woman knitting for the cat. Love it. I laugh every time I see an animal in clothing, sometimes until tears well in my eyes.<br /><br />Spike (Brady)<br />Behind Bars - Motorcycles and Life<br />www.behindbarsmotorcycle.comAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03424120592303852860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-86968237803469638722011-09-26T22:29:19.714-04:002011-09-26T22:29:19.714-04:00Dear twisted roads.
I can't get laid . I ride ...Dear twisted roads.<br />I can't get laid . I ride a triumph. Is this a problem?Conchscooterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08016331487463993200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-14319566880125411372011-09-23T08:44:10.950-04:002011-09-23T08:44:10.950-04:00Dear Ken:
The vision of you listening to "Ba...Dear Ken:<br /><br />The vision of you listening to "Barry White" in a tractor bay, while making eyes at a John Deere is so disturbing, that I am compelled to have a rum and Coke with my oatmeal this morning. Okay, I was going to have one anyway, but it's always nice to have pretext. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-3614625883546948792011-09-23T08:41:42.406-04:002011-09-23T08:41:42.406-04:00Dear Raftnn:
I am surrounding by a veritable sea ...Dear Raftnn:<br /><br />I am surrounding by a veritable sea of caustic wit and sacrastic best wishes. Twisted Roads readers are the kind of people who would do anything for you, at any time, and then write mild inenuendos reminding you what a horse's ass you are for the rest of your life. The most blantant example comes out of Key West, where men are strong and bikes are tachless.<br /><br />Make yourself at home.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-71217874834376138882011-09-23T08:38:18.258-04:002011-09-23T08:38:18.258-04:00Dear Jimbo:
What a pleasure and a delight to find...Dear Jimbo:<br /><br />What a pleasure and a delight to find yoir comments flowing freely once again on Twisted Roads! I am awful at writing letters, even the most simple sort, and I have long since wondered how you are doing. It's nice to see you're fanning the sparks of humor and riposte. <br /><br />Looking forward to a lively correspondence once again.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-59861066522212474442011-09-23T01:41:52.651-04:002011-09-23T01:41:52.651-04:00If I were trying to find a tractor's 'butt...If I were trying to find a tractor's 'button' I believe something from Barry White, while smoking a pre-moistened cigar might work better.Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10224016448511521446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-36110107817187775562011-09-22T21:40:28.652-04:002011-09-22T21:40:28.652-04:00JackBoy,
The best stuff I have ever heard or read ...JackBoy,<br />The best stuff I have ever heard or read lately either comes from you or my barber. He has cut my hair for almost 30 years now and specializes in stories and jokes that make you groan and want to commit murder. He is like a giant conduit for all of the worst stuff that circulates around downtown Wichita. Very bad stuff and I have used it off and on for years. Ironically, its much harder to write that story than it is to tell it orally.<br />Your shit continues to be top notch!<br /><br />Jimbocpa3485https://www.blogger.com/profile/00031439889267356735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-18521363545418389552011-09-22T18:01:36.205-04:002011-09-22T18:01:36.205-04:00It amazes me what a great bunch of talented follow...It amazes me what a great bunch of talented followers you have! The guy with the CPR had me in stitches. Bloody funny.<br /><br />Keep up the good work, and I would be most humbled if you added a link to my blog to your site.<br /><br />All the best from New Zealand.Rogerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12048736059922578612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-69253025090145938902011-09-22T17:08:23.863-04:002011-09-22T17:08:23.863-04:00Dear CPA3485:
I cannot believe I walked into that...Dear CPA3485:<br /><br />I cannot believe I walked into that... I can't believe I read every word leading into an ambush... But why not? I do it to you guys every week. It's great to hear from you... Drop by a lot more often. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-51187576017105295892011-09-22T16:09:16.683-04:002011-09-22T16:09:16.683-04:00Lutefisk martinis?
Amazing!
Heard on the local ...Lutefisk martinis? <br /><br />Amazing!<br /><br />Heard on the local front recently:<br /><br />A friend of mine told me about a friend of his that had a friend that worked on and owned a local farm. A pretty good size farm with lots of acres and a large investment in equipment in tractors, combines, 4 wheelers and the like.<br />He stopped by his friends farm one evening about dusk and couldn't find his friend in the farmhouse so he moseyed (yes, moseyed) over to the barn to see if he was over in the barn.<br />He heard some funny music coming from the barn and started to get real curious. Sure enough, as he got closer to the barn he could distinctively hear the sound of 70's era Bee Gees music. You know "Disco"! Ugh..<br />Now this was a big barn and in one area there were two very large tractors parked side by side closely together. These were the kind of tractors that were huge, 4 rear wheels, 2 large front wheels, air-condioned cab, the works. <br />The sound of "disco" music was louder and louder as he approached and was confused because he knew that his friend was really not a "disco" aficionado and preferred and listened to only country music in its many forms.<br />But as he got closer to the barn he peeked into the barn between the cracks in some of the siding and what he saw amazed and frightened him.<br />There his friend was, between the wheels of the 2 tractors doing the old "disco" bump to the sound of the Bee Gees "Stayin' Alive". He was bumping his ass to one of the tractor wheels and then a few seconds later he would bump his ass on the wheel of the other tractor, going back and forth to the beat of the music. Truly Horrible and Terrifying!<br />My friend watched in horror for a moment, but then eventually burst in through a doorway and confronting hes friend by saying, "Joe, What the hell are you doing? Have you gone crazy? Do I need to get you some medical help?<br />His friend was totally embarrassed, like he had just been caught, well you know, doing something not real socially acceptable. But then he lowered his head, sort of sheepishly, and said:<br />"I'm sorry that you had to see that, Fred. You see, Fred, Mabel (his wife) and I haven't been getting along real well lately and she convinced me to go see this counselor. Well, I have seen the counselor a few times and the counselor finally narrowed our problems down to a lack of sexual activity between us. The counselor suggested that, to improve our relationship, that I do "something sexual to a tractor"! <br /><br />And I am real sorry I had to tell you that........cpa3485https://www.blogger.com/profile/00031439889267356735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-7670614950263687042011-09-22T14:46:04.061-04:002011-09-22T14:46:04.061-04:00We R bike riders, disavow all knowledge of douches...We R bike riders, disavow all knowledge of douches such as Mr Terdly....<br /><br />In fact, we're pretty sure they only ride their R Bikes to club meetings in order to gain the instant respect and admiration of K bike riders.<br /><br />Good letters Jack, you really do get the more interesting stuff.<br /><br />dom<br /><br /><a href="http://redlegsrides.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">Redleg's Rides</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.examiner.com/x-14097-Colorado-Motorcycle-Travel-Examiner" rel="nofollow">Colorado Motorcycle Travel Examiner</a>redlegsrideshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10927757855921321097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-8954874386481700702011-09-22T14:30:32.327-04:002011-09-22T14:30:32.327-04:00Jack,
I need a half-acre tissue after reading th...Jack,<br /><br />I need a half-acre tissue after reading this. I'm still doubled over after reading your dispatches from the front. Let's do a Twain and chase a large white BMW across the country, only to keep missing it and then blame it on the ineptness of the local cops.<br /><br />Big JimJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.com