tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post7977960528318750489..comments2023-12-11T03:32:58.722-05:00Comments on Twisted Roads By Jack Riepe: Making Women Smile By Going Down Under...Jack Riepehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comBlogger54125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-62484205418160899042013-08-12T06:00:02.561-04:002013-08-12T06:00:02.561-04:00This is cool!This is cool!Tomokohttp://bestrecumbentexercisebikes.us/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-18190990522238977042013-08-04T07:55:43.801-04:002013-08-04T07:55:43.801-04:00I love nothing more than been that guy in burmuda ...I love nothing more than been that guy in burmuda shorts and hat. Great story Jack. Just having a back read. PaddyAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17328772258880769456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-18730885443140900572013-06-23T22:04:18.036-04:002013-06-23T22:04:18.036-04:00Nice to read from you again, Jack!
WayneNice to read from you again, Jack!<br />WayneFossil Apostles Motorcycle Ganghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00308736895383504513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-24457225728692205832013-06-03T22:03:02.636-04:002013-06-03T22:03:02.636-04:00I'm one of the few living and married because ...I'm one of the few living and married because I am damn near deaf is the only thing I can figure. But there are still two things I will listen for, "lets have sex" and "Time for dinner" which in my younger days often meant one and the same and sometimes with a second for dessert.WooleyBuggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15731631725262074662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-53909697877835147512013-06-02T17:50:42.317-04:002013-06-02T17:50:42.317-04:00Hey Jack
nice to see you posting again, sorry to ...Hey Jack<br /><br />nice to see you posting again, sorry to hear you are still in the wars. My father in law (only one year older than me - long story) is an RA sufferer - so I know your pain. <br /><br />You got support all round the world Jack, and you gotta keep working, it will keep you sane! Er, saner, er, sanerer.<br /><br />Dan (from Luxembourg)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-4299902422727906932013-05-10T17:28:40.143-04:002013-05-10T17:28:40.143-04:00Dear Friend Huxtable:
You have no idea what I am ...Dear Friend Huxtable:<br /><br />You have no idea what I am about to send you in a brown paper bag.<br /><br />Thanks for the laughs!<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />JackJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-65220557269518240352013-05-10T17:26:58.819-04:002013-05-10T17:26:58.819-04:00Dear Sheila:
I am loving this correspondence.
Ra...Dear Sheila:<br /><br />I am loving this correspondence.<br /><br />Rarely do I get an exchange like this. How the hell did I know it was a termite nest? Let me tell you this, I'd wear a blond's undies this weekend just for the privilege of peeling her like a banana. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />JackJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-87028971348928469402013-05-10T17:24:04.542-04:002013-05-10T17:24:04.542-04:00Dear Anonymous:
AKA Huxtable Lord Primrose:
Pleas...Dear Anonymous:<br />AKA Huxtable Lord Primrose:<br /><br />Please be advised that I fear no attorney. I get divorced every seven years, except for the last time, which went 15. File your action. But you will have to produce a vampire wombat in court. And if Bregstein and I couldn't find one... <br /><br />Find me the blond with the emu feet, however. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-52343486668766060182013-05-08T22:46:39.199-04:002013-05-08T22:46:39.199-04:00Jack,
As was pointed out in the movie "The C...Jack,<br /><br />As was pointed out in the movie "The Commitments". there is no e at the end of heroin.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-10525974989785540512013-05-08T01:21:20.293-04:002013-05-08T01:21:20.293-04:00Oh by he way, If I win the gloves, please send the...Oh by he way, If I win the gloves, please send them to me in a plain brown paper wrapper as we don't really publicly approve of such things, TO:<br />Huxtable, Lord Primrose<br />KWAP Hon Sec,<br />69 Sex Lane,<br />Laidtown,<br />Adelaide, NSW.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-80245068657240809642013-05-08T01:18:05.924-04:002013-05-08T01:18:05.924-04:00Hey Luv,
You left out the bit when you put on me u...Hey Luv,<br />You left out the bit when you put on me undies and chased me in me booties. Fun times! Until you sta yer arse on the termite's nest.<br />Thanks for yer deepest,<br />your friend<br />Sheila.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-36270571118860677502013-05-08T01:16:16.027-04:002013-05-08T01:16:16.027-04:00Dear Sir,
Representing as we do the Kangaroo and ...Dear Sir, <br />Representing as we do the Kangaroo and Wombat Animal Preservationists we have reluctantly agreed to file a complaint with the Australian Press Bureau in regards to your fiercely cruel piec eon the incineration of our national mammals for the production of gloves. <br />Expect to hear from our Solicitors, Messers:<br />Didgeree, Wombat and Dundee with a formal complaint.<br />Yours Sincerely<br />Huxtable, Lord Primrose FRCS,KCB,<br />KWAP, Hon Sec.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-63429384978747716412013-05-03T14:12:26.234-04:002013-05-03T14:12:26.234-04:00Dear Richard M:
What the hell else do you have to...Dear Richard M:<br /><br />What the hell else do you have to do in Alaska... Aside from repairing Dom's Ural? I found his most recent post super thrilling... In which you devised a respirator for the Ural's crank case. I have taken you complaint under advisememnt, and the next story will be a lot shorter. <br /><br />But look at it this way... Maybe you'll win the gloves! <br /><br />Thanks for being a dedicated Twisted Roads reader. You should get something for it. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-89231870962642515802013-05-03T14:09:05.741-04:002013-05-03T14:09:05.741-04:00Dear Oliver:
I will never give up the blog... In ...Dear Oliver:<br /><br />I will never give up the blog... In fact , I am planning on going back to my 2-day per week publishing schedule. Look for a new blog later today. <br /><br />I hate all bugs. <br /><br />I am delighted you sent me a comment. You might even win the gloves. <br /><br />Fondest regardsm,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-75245219008890033532013-05-02T17:51:01.406-04:002013-05-02T17:51:01.406-04:00This was almost a novel and must've taken me t...This was almost a novel and must've taken me three days to read. Another great story...RichardMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04773834892715980735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-69627417231935171402013-05-02T16:08:51.958-04:002013-05-02T16:08:51.958-04:00Every time I think you've given up blogging, y...Every time I think you've given up blogging, you manage to make me laugh with a new post. Keep it them coming!<br /><br />I hate centipedes. I can handle spiders crawling inside my helmet, bees flying into my jacket, and cicadas smashing into my visor, but If a centipede ever presents itself while I'm riding, I will die in an effort to mash it into goo.<br /><br />I'll take a Sheila with emu feet over a cave full of centipedes any day. How lucky you are to have escaped both!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02509102377368027475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-55562498279861072112013-05-02T13:02:50.799-04:002013-05-02T13:02:50.799-04:00Dear Beemer Girl:
The day was hotter than fucking...Dear Beemer Girl:<br /><br />The day was hotter than fucking hell and I was just starting down a gorgeous sweeper on I-77 in Tennessee. The clock on the K75 chimed 108 mph and I leaned into the curve with a maniacal laugh into my helmet. <br /><br />I looked in the mirror... And there was no Bregstein! That was because he was inside the radius of the mirror, about 19 inches off my bike wheel. <br /><br />Riding with Dick is always a good time. <br /><br />And if you win the contest, you'll get the wombat gloves. I promise.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-28740292054517952582013-05-02T12:55:50.233-04:002013-05-02T12:55:50.233-04:00Dear Steve Williams:
WTF Steve? Every story shoul...Dear Steve Williams:<br /><br />WTF Steve? Every story should take the reader someplace where they have never been. I just wanted to share the wonder and delight of "going down under" with the average rider. <br /><br />The New Yorker wishes they could run my stuff. Someday I will introduce you to Bregstein. Depending on the day, the man is either Sherlock Holmes or Professor Moriarity.<br /><br />How are you doing? I'll shit if you win the gloves. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-55492739399140712152013-05-02T12:51:45.198-04:002013-05-02T12:51:45.198-04:00Dear Nick:
Thanks for reading and writing in! I a...Dear Nick:<br /><br />Thanks for reading and writing in! I always say "no" to drugs. However, I usually say, "Good morning" to a shot of rum.<br /><br />Hey Nick... Send me a picture of you and your bike.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reep<br />Jack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-85327171492251654912013-05-02T12:47:09.264-04:002013-05-02T12:47:09.264-04:00Dear Sean Kerwick:
I have had bearded clams turn ...Dear Sean Kerwick:<br /><br />I have had bearded clams turn into bearded dragons, though I suspect we are talking about two different things. Have you ever noticed that some of the most beautiful and exotic places on earth have the most horrible insects and fucking spiders crawling around? <br /><br />I hate spiders and fucking centipedes. Does this lizard your kids have bite? I was under the impression that anything without a pouch from Australia was vicious and poisonous. <br /><br />Thanks for reading and writing in. <br />Send me a picture of you and your bike.Hey, you might win the gloves too.<br /><br />Thanks for reading and writing in.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-12053910849664530022013-05-02T12:41:58.597-04:002013-05-02T12:41:58.597-04:00Dear Bregstein:
I am s jealous that you guys will...Dear Bregstein:<br /><br />I am s jealous that you guys will be in this ride that I could scream. It is evident that this will be my second season lost to this fucking disease.<br /><br />Just being on the road with the guys you'll be with could top anything I can write.<br /><br />But I swear to God... If I'm not with you guys next year, it's because I'll be dead. <br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-90954695532930144172013-05-02T12:38:31.835-04:002013-05-02T12:38:31.835-04:00Dear Gary:
I will try harder the next time. The t...Dear Gary:<br /><br />I will try harder the next time. The truth is that I am about to go back to a more standard type of blog posting. I have some very different kinds of riding stories I want to delve into. <br /><br />I am delighted you got a laugh out of this one. And you may win the gloves.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reep<br /><br />Jack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-55185052124950306962013-05-02T12:35:37.964-04:002013-05-02T12:35:37.964-04:00Dear Nikos:
I am delighted to learn that my work ...Dear Nikos:<br /><br />I am delighted to learn that my work has brought some small joy into your life. They say a man's home is his castle, and I am delighted to know I have improved your time on the thrown.<br /><br />I love Albania, especially the beaches.<br /><br />Thanks for writing in.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-31349505746429668152013-05-02T12:30:42.515-04:002013-05-02T12:30:42.515-04:00Dear "Anonymous Didn't Suck:"
How w...Dear "Anonymous Didn't Suck:"<br /><br />How well I know who you are. And it is only my fear that you will kick the shit out of me that keeps me from uttering your name. So I will just call you "Shirley Johnson" instead. <br /><br />The fact that you read my blog at all tells me you laughed. <br /><br />Thanks for reading and for writing in.<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reepJack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6428154721977251894.post-70432881585915784462013-05-02T12:28:05.272-04:002013-05-02T12:28:05.272-04:00Dear Dan McKenzie:
I never use a single word when...Dear Dan McKenzie:<br /><br />I never use a single word when a double entendre will do. And remember, a "K" bike in hand will eventually lead you to a nice respite in the bush. That's what my grandfather used to say. <br /><br />You must be busting the sod n the outback out your way. How's the off roading?<br /><br />Fondest regards,<br />Jack/reep Jack Riepehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07531160098262862027noreply@blogger.com