Thursday, November 6, 2008

God, It Feels Great To Ride In The Fall...

There are an incredible variety of alarm clocks around today. The most common are the discount drug store kind that provide the standard annoying buzzer alarm in a plain white plastic housing. Unless you are waking up to do something incredibly exciting (and the categories here are extremely limited), I regard this sound as the prelude to purgatory. Clock radios have been around forever, but you take your chances with the first sound you’re likely to hear. If it’s a newscaster commenting on a traffic jam or anything in rap, it could make you more receptive to murder or suicide. I have tried Buddist temple clocks that use recordings of gongs (in varying intensity) to announce the day; clocks that rouse the sleeper with bird calls; and a timekeeping device in the shape of a white globe that simulated dawn, provided you are easily convinced that dawn cycles out of a frosted gold fish bowl on a night table and goes to high noon in 30 seconds.

Let me advise you against any alarm clock that starts the day with the sound of a waterfall, the surf, or a stream -- particularly if you are a heavy sleeper who is open to suggestion and who generally takes a healthy piss first thing in the morning.

I want an alarm clock that wakes you by whispering, “C’mon Baby. Time to get up. Can I get you some coffee... Or something?”

On this particular morning -- which was last Sunday -- my alarm clock was my cell phone, which I really hate. As it was, I didn’t need anything to get me me up. The day started at 6:30am, with a little tongue action on the side of my face. Regrettably, the tongue was two feet long and attached to a huge German Shepherd, named Atticus, who likes to start his day by taking a healthy piss through the fence on the little dog next door. The personality of the little dog next door is such that I not only condone this action, but join in from time to time.


The other end of the tongue was attached to Atticus Finch -- 145 pound German Shepherd 
(Photo courtesy of Leslie Marsh -- Click to enlarge)

The room was filled with light as this was the first morning of daylight savings time. Though the clock said 6:30am, it was twenty-minutes past full sun-up. I was still wearing most of my clothes from the night before, a sure indication that I had had a good time. If you have read any of my articles dealing with surviving a really good time, you will recall that the best thing you can do upon regaining consciousness is to close your eyes, remain motionless, and try to remember some details related to the previous evening.

I remembered Gerry Cavanaugh, a dedicated R1200GS rider, pouring some yellow stuff into my glass and saying, “This is what lemonade and 190-proof grain neutral spirits tastes like.” I also had a vague memory of women putting make-up on my ass. Eyes still shut, I took stock of my bloated body. Amazingly, there was no hangover nor wrist burns from handcuffs.

“So far so good,” I thought.

The first stabbing arthritis pain came when I swung my legs to the floor. “Fuck this,” I hissed to the dog who was watching me patiently. It took me a few seconds to brace for the aftershocks from my hips and knees, but I got upright on the second attempt. I never thought the day would come when pulling up my pants would feel like the equivalent of running a mile with a kitchen stove on my back, but that day was officially last Sunday.

I hobbled to the back door and let the dog out. The day was bright gray with the garden thermometer hovering at 42 degrees. I followed Atticus onto the patio and felt the morning cold of the pavers through my bare feet. The little dog wasn’t out yet, so Atticus pissed in the dried cone flowers and I pissed on a bush I never really liked. Every guy I knew in the Adirondacks routinely pissed off their back porches. This is a ritual uncommon on the Main Line in Pennsylvania, however.

I took my arthritis medication with a steaming hot mug of coffee and looked at the kitchen clock for the bad news. This limited activity had consumed an hour, and I was supposed to lead a ride at 9am. “Damn this fucking hip,” I thought. Assembling my riding gear seemed to take forever, as I was shuffling with a corpse-like motion. The garage door went up like the curtain for a morality play, framing the vision of my bike against the backdrop of the driveway. I hesitated, anticipating the jolt of pain I’d get throwing my leg over the saddle.

Do you remember that movie “Always,” starring Richard Dreyfus and Holly Hunter? It’s actually a remake of an earlier film with Spencer Tracey and Audrey Hepburn. Dreyfus plays the pilot of B-25 used for putting out forest fires. Holly Hunter is his squeeze. There is this scene in the flick where he and Holly are walking in the moon light, and they come across his plane bathed in mist on the tarmac. At that moment, Holly just knows the next mission is doomed.

Well it seemed like my bike was bathed in mist too. (Actually, it was. But this was the hot air coming from the clothes dryer vent. It appeared ominous nevertheless.) “I don’t have to do this,” I thought. Considering the pain in my knees, I didn’t think the guys would mind if I showed up in the truck.

“Who the hell are you kidding,” asked a little voice in my head. “This is the Mac-Pac, you dope. They’ll laugh first, then pull down your pants and paint your ass blue in front of everybody.”

It was then I remember that “Fireballs,” my 1995 BMW K75 hadn’t started the last time I’d hit the button (after a 5-week interval of lying idle). It required a jump start then. It had only been two weeks since that episode, but no one would blame me if I had a bad battery. (What’s more, I still hadn’t plugged it into the battery tender.) Raising my eyes in supplication to the motorcycle gods, I uttered a prayer that I wouldn’t mind if the bike was as dead as Kelsey’s nuts -- this time.

The K75 exploded into life the second my thumb hit the starter.

“You heartless red bastard,” I hissed into my helmet. For some reason, I managed to get in the saddle with less trouble than usual and got my left leg up to the peg on the second try. Fifteen minutes later, I met the group at the Dunkin Donuts in Exton, Pa. They were “Leather” Dick Bregstein, Gerry Cavanaugh, Jerry Cline, Mike Evans, Laura Hirth, Corey Lyba, Matt Piechota, Jim Robinson, and Todd Trombore. Veteran hot-shot Chris Jaccarino had planned to attend, but thought twice about it when he remembered what happened the last time he rode with “Leather” Dick. I was the last to arrive.


The riders (from left) Corey Lyba, Jim Robinson, Todd Trumbore, Laura Hirth,
Jerry Cline, Jack Riepe (on bike), Gerry Cavanugh, "Leather" Dick Bregstein,
and Mike Evans (who is showing inordinate interest in community theater).
(Photo courtesy of Matt Piechota -- Who took it -- Click to enlarge)

“We figured you were coming in the truck,” said Robinson. I couldn’t help but notice a tinge of regret in his voice and a can of blue paint alongside his red “K” bike.

The crowd gathered round and started looking at their watches. When 15 minutes had passed, cash exchanged hands. “Some of us bet that you wouldn’t be able to get off the bike,” said Gerry Cavanaugh, who made 5 bucks off Mike Evans.

Officially, the ride was billed as “The Flight Of The ‘Leather’ Dick Bregstein Phoenix.” The 100-mile route was somewhat sedate with gentle changes in elevation and mild twisties. The objective of the ride was to provide Leather Dick the opportunity to get acquainted with his bike in the company of well-intentioned friends (witnesses).

The official starting point was where Rt. 401 runs into the Lincoln Highway Rt. 30 in Frazer, Pa. Route 401 begins in your typical suburban neighborhood, with heavy tree cover and the occasional deer. Yet after crossing Rt. 113, you begin to encounter solid evidence of old WASP money. Homes become somewhat solitary and isolated from each other by paddocks, pastures, and open fields. Many are made of stone and predate the Revolution. Single lane stone bridges span creeks and picturesque ponds dot the side of the road. Each little community has a church with a stone or white spire pointing toward heaven, and is accompanied a churchyard full of ancient, but presumably, satisfied parishioners. (“Leather” Dick Bregstein pointed out that the residents of these cemeteries are spryer than I am. I reminded Dick that raw truth hastens the decline of mediocre friendships. I did this through a simple gesture using but one finger.)

Despite the opportunity to go faster, I led the Teutonic line at 45-50mph. I found myself more inclined to take in the scenery than to entertain the guys behind me.

The midmorning autumn air had lost some of its bite but it was cold enough to warrant having the liner in my Joe Rocket jacket. I mention this as I initially planed to just wear a long-sleeved shirt under the unlined jacket. The Parabellum Scout fairing does a great job of keeping the wind off my chest, and except for the discomfort in my hip and knees, it was becoming a delightful ride.

I am always amazed at what you can smell riding on a motorcycle. Apple orchards, corn fields, and dense stands of conifers each have a distinctive scent. Nothing can beat it when the wild flowers burst into bloom in the spring. Especially on roads like the Blue Ridge Parkway, which seldom gets the clouds of exhaust that flavor main highways. Yet as all of you are aware, you can be tooling along, sucking in nature’s perfume, when you hit the invisible funeral vapor of a dead deer. I have no mixed emotions about this and always smile. Occasionally, one cruises through an Amish community when the elders have been spreading manure on empty fields. I have come to like this pungent aroma too. I prefer it to the smell of messages approved by candidates and political groups.

Crossing Rt. 100, the road passed through a state park, stretches of forest and open fields, some where the last of the dry feed corn is still standing. The trees were wearing their fall colors, with a few well past their prime and others that had just gotten the memo. My personal favorites are the oaks and maples, which provide the traditional golden hues and the brilliant scarlets of the season. They remind me of harlots and Cardinals, mingling in a mad ball. “Deer Crossing” signs at 30-second intervals caution the rider that “ forest rats on stilts” are lurking in every shadow. I had heard that Pennsylvania was issuing doe permits to inner city youths and allowing them to hunt with bats. I approve of positive “out of the box” thinking like this. Two deer looked up from their task of destroying fall flowers at the base of a mailbox as I roared past. It was broad daylight and this pair couldn’t make up their mind as to which motorcycle they wanted to knock over.


It is not uncommon to find houses like this one, dating back to the mid-1700's
in rural Pennsylvania. While this one is now a community museum, you can
find plenty just like it as active residences.
(Photo by the author -- click to enlarge)

We turned left, heading south on Rt. 82, which followed tighter curves through more serious farm country. My left hip started to throb and my left turns lost a good deal of their precision. If I tried to give the gentle reader the notion that I carved anything off to the left, it would have been with a putty knife. At Route 322, we turned right and picked up the pace to 60mph, matching road conditions. We turned left onto Rt. 10 and headed south toward Sadsburyville. (Who names these places?)


This stone structure is a blacksmith shop that was in business when Ben Franklin was
giving speeches as to why when should turn our backs on Great Britain (1776, not recently).
It is used a a community hall where boy scouts now meet.
(Photo courtesy of the author -- Click to enlarge)


Route 10 is a sweet little road for the rider who doesn’t have to slide his knees on the ground in every turn. You begin to encounter Amish wagons south of the town of Blue Ball, and road apples (from the horses) are always in season. The scenery along this road is very pleasant and there are enough tight curves to keep the average rider occupied. Riding through these stretches, it becomes easy to understand why the local “embattled farmers” took this land for their own and drove out the Crown.


Note the weather vane on the roof of the blacksmith shop... Can you imagine
the one they would have had on the roof of the local bordello? I want this blog
to be well-known for its reference to items of historical significance.
(Photo courtesy of the author -- click to enlarge)

The illusion is lost when you hit Rt. 30 in Sadsburyville. This is the straightaway to the Lancaster outlet center and the human zoos, where you can view the Amish in their natural habitat. Still there is something legitimate to see here. Turning right, we headed over to Rt. 41, in the town of Gap. A mile from the intersection, a view of the valley to the north opens up on your right. Hundreds of farms are laid out like patches on a quilt. And if you hit this at the right time of day, you can see miniature Amish buggies moving about on little farm lanes. You have to look fast as traffic moves at a good clip here, with a traffic light at the foot of the hill. Turning left onto Rt. 41, you move through the town of Gap. The most noteworthy structure here is the clock tower, built in 1892.


The Town Clock Tower in Gap, Pa was built in 1892, 
four hundred years after Columbus discovered Pennsylvania, 
and asked an Indian, "Do you know the time?"
(Photo courtesy of Wikipedia -- Click to Enlarge)

We turned right at the clock tower, onto Rt. 741. This road runs straight through a pretty Amish settlement. In fact, it is the heart of the largest Amish settlement in the US. Traffic was light, enabling us to pass buggies on the far side of the oncoming lane. I always give the horses plenty of running room as they can dart out when spooked. I have come upon several roadside dramas, in which horses struck by cars are either lying dead or awaiting dispatch. The vehicle operator is usually an asshole who passed the buggy too closely, managing to clip the horse. The last such scene I witnessed was on a Sunday. The horse was dead. The driver of the car was a tourist from New Jersey, who had come up to watch the Amish try and live their own lives, minding their own business, in their own community. The Amish couple, dressed in Sunday black, and two kids looking both adorable and miserable, stood by the side of the road.

I remember thinking that I would make a poor Amish elder, as I would have pulled a chainsaw out from under the seat in the buggy and quartered this guy on the spot.

Our only stop on this little ride was at the Strasburg Rail Road, one of the most incredible operating steam train museums in the east. I love trains and I love this place. I get a real thrill out of watching huge steam locomotives from the early 20th Century pound around the sidings, belching fire, smoke and steam. Yet I am amazed at how close you can get to these things, as the engineers expect you to exercise good judgment. It is surprising at how often people demonstrate their lack of knowledge when it comes to appropriate behavior around old steam locomotives.

On one such occasion, I watched a guy position a little boy about three feet away from the steam box on one of these beauties. He wanted to take a picture. This is understandable. Close by the boy were a series of pipes and valves issuing steam or dripping boiling water. From time to time, a valve will release pent up steam as part of its function. I was thinking the caption for this picture could have been, “The Last Day Little Johnny Had Skin.” I wondered if this guy was aware that boiling water, steam, and flame are all part of the equation for propelling this 25-ton hunk of iron. On another day, I watched a woman who had just had a brain transplant from a bottle of Airwick Solid take her daughter by the hand and cross the tracks in front of a moving steam locomotive -- less than 20-feet away. It would have been a bad day had either the kid or she stumbled. You can’t stop one of these things in 20 feet. Understandably, the woman probably thought that I would run in and save her. Not unless she was naked.

While at Strasburg, Dick announced that he was going to raise the seat on his new 2000 BMW R1100R at his earliest convenience. Todd Trumbore insisted this could be done painlessly and without tools. He stepped up to the plate and the process took about five minutes. We then shoved off for lunch at the Whip Tavern, about 20 miles away. Taking Rt. 896 to Rt. 10, and Rt. 10 to Rt. 926 brought us out of Amish farm country and into horse farm country. The horses are immediately thinner and more picturesque. Instead of pulling plows, they jump over things at the command of gorgeous women in jodhpurs.


Bikes parked outside The Whip Tavern are a comforting sight on an autumn day.
On this occasion, the Beemers were in front and the Harleys were in back.
(Photo courtesy of Rogers George, who doesn't know it yet -- Click to enlarge)

Turning left onto Rt. 841 delights the rider with countryside right out of an English novel. This is an apt setting for “The Whip Tavern,” which is an authentic English pub, with a great menu and a fascinating selection of beer, cider, and ales. It’s an intimate place (meaning small), with a fireplace and jazz band on Sunday. Imagine our surprise when we walked in and discovered that Rogers George, his wife Val, and their daughter Hanna had been holding a table for us against all odds. Rogers used to be a friend of mine, until he causally remarked it was his intention to pirate readers from this blog for his own editorial delusions, titled, “Poor Rogers Almanac, or Mushrooms to Motorcycles.” He fancies himself a poet. Rogers lives in nearby Delaware, rides an “R” bike, and is presently building a scale model of the Panama Canal in his yard.

Rogers' wife Val and their daughter Hanna...
Hanna is listening to one of my stories and Val is thinking of the years in 
therapy this poor kid is likely to need as a result. In two minutes, she will 
forbid the child from reading this blog too. Tough break, Hanna.
(Photo courtesy of Rogers George, and he still doesn't know it -- Click to enlarge)

Laura Hirth looked at the menu and paused at “Bangers and Mash.”

“What’s a banger,” she asked me.

“You’re speaking to one,” I replied. Actually, a banger is a kind of hot dog-like sausage favored by the Brits. I was rewarded by one of Laura’s laser-like smiles for this exchange of information.


The author, Jack Riepe, 10% banger and 90% mash.
(Photo courtesy of Rogers George, anonymously -- Click to enlarge)

Lunch was great. I recommend the fish plate and Scotch egg as appetizers. I had fish and chips as the main event, washed down by Thistle India Pale Ale. It was boots and saddles 90-minutes later, as our little riding party split up and headed out. It took me 20-minutes to get back in the saddle. (Honest.) Dick and I followed a meandering road to Rt. 926 again, where a nice lady, probably wearing jodhpurs, left-turned across my bow. It wasn’t as close as some chance meetings I’ve had... But it was close enough.


Special guest, Charlie Somerdyk, arrived to join the festivities. It took him longer
to get a beer than it did to remove his pants, which he does for anyone with a camera.
(Photo courtesy of Rogers George, who writes a great blog -- What a guy!)

Traffic was thick on US-202 when Dick and I parted company, with a raised arm and a wave that signified “the boys were back in town.” I wish “Leather” Dick Bregstein the best of luck with his new bike, and look forward to thousands of miles in his company... Thousands of miles that are improved by his company.

I promised the first woman rider who participated in this event a free commemorative tee shirt. Laura won it. I expect she’d rather die than wear it.
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On a Related Note...

My daughter is a writer like myself in the public relations field. She claims there are entirely too many “Dick” jokes and references throughout my blog. I’d appreciate your opinion.

©Copyright Jack Riepe 2008
AKA The Lindbergh Baby (Mac-Pac)
AKA Vindak8r (Motorcycle Views)
AKA The Chamberlain -- Perdition's Socks (With A Shrug)

25 comments:

Conchscooter said...

"Too many" seems a bit judgemental. And asking passersby to get in the middle of a family dispute is just daft. Oh wait, I forgot whose blog this is.

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Conchscooter:

Her advice is usually good, but I just hate to give in on the first round. It was good to see your comment today. Your name has been entered into the monthly riders meals contest.

Fondest regards,
Jack

darkside said...

i have to agree with your daughter, too many "dick" jokes, not enough photos of umbrella girls.

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Darkside:

It's funny that you mentioned "Umbrella Girls." I'm working on that too. Your name has been added to the November readers meals contest.

Fondest regards,
Jack

John said...

Hell when you have a friend like Dick Bregstein the dick jokes never end!

Too many? Blasphemy!

BMW-Dick said...

Dear Jack:
Being the brunt of most of the "dick" jokes I have to agree with your daughter. If I weren't the brunt, I'd still take her side, because she's cute (I know that's a sexist remark -- just live with it. I'm not gonna change).
Thanks for organizing this ride. It was a beautiful day to be out on a bike with my good friends and you. Your ride planning was "the nines," and the day was a ten for me.
Your wrinkled riding buddy,

kpgraphix said...

Hi Jack,

Keep your Dick jokes coming!! and show more of the Hotties in jodhpurs. Gets me through cold upstate NY days....

Charlie6 said...

Another outstanding and descriptively written ride report Jack, if only I could write such stuff....

"“We figured you were coming in the truck,” said Robinson. I couldn’t help but notice a tinge of regret in his voice and a can of blue paint alongside his red “K” bike." This made me laugh out loud in my cubicle at work, there was then a short period of commentary from my co-workers wondering what the heck reason I could possibly have to be happy at work.

"Note the weather vane on the roof of the blacksmith shop... Can you imagine
the one they would have had on the roof of the local bordello? I want this blog
to be well-known for its reference to items of historical significance."
A big thank you from us History Majors who after getting a useless degree, ended up working in a totally unrelated field after ten years of dressing like trees for Uncle Sam.

"Our only stop on this little ride was at the Strasburg Rail Road, one of the most incredible operating steam train museums in the east. I love trains and I love this place." Ya know Jack, there's the Colorado Train Museum near Golden, CO....you ever make it out here, we can do the beer tour at Coors and then hit the museum...

"On another day, I watched a woman who had just had a brain transplant from a bottle of Airwick Solid take her daughter by the hand and cross the tracks in front of a moving steam locomotive -- less than 20-feet away. It would have been a bad day had either the kid or she stumbled. You can’t stop one of these things in 20 feet. Understandably, the woman probably thought that I would run in and save her. Not unless she was naked." hmmm, what about if she'd just had jodhspurs on and nothing else?


cheers!

dom

Mike said...

Good report Jack, but I thought Dick was the last to arrive that morning...showing up somewhere around 9:30 DST (Dick's Starting Time). Regrettably I had to cut out early (At Rte's 401 and 113) to tend to some other obligations which, yes, included some hot thespian action.

Regarding your sidebar about possibly having too many Dick jokes, I suppose that depends on what kinds of internet searches you wish your blog to show up on. By the way...did you realize the web address for Dick's Sporting Goods is not Dicks.com?? That discovery makes for a bad start to one's morning.

Mike Evans

MattPie said...

Too many, too few, who's say? If you're looking to be urbane, probably too many.

I am upset that you didn't use the title "Leather Dick and the Whip", however. :)

Canajun said...

“Deer Crossing” signs at 30-second intervals caution the rider that “ forest rats on stilts” are lurking in every shadow. I had heard that Pennsylvania was issuing doe permits to inner city youths and allowing them to hunt with bats. I approve of positive “out of the box” thinking like this.

Well said. We're overrun with the little bas---ds here too. In fact I almost collected one in the truck's grill last night as she couldn't decide whether to run in front of me or simply into the driver's door. One of the reasons I REALLY don't like night riding that much any more.

Rogers George said...

Yes, Jack, you have permission to use my photos. (I'm honored, actually.) But you have several typos in the paragraph that refers to me.
Alarm clocks: When I was in college, the local classical music station signed on at 6 AM, so I left my radio on all night and let the rooster-crow fanfare that begins Rimsky-Korsakov's Le Coq d'Or waken me.

John said...

I am not totally sure, but I think Rogers made a dick joke!

Jack Riepe said...

Dear John:

Riding with Dick Bregstein is like hanging around with a total joke magnet. We have great rides, but man does stuff happen. And all of it is noteworthy.

I honestly think my arthritis got worse because I stopped riding do often without the source of all Dick Jokes.

Thanks for commenting...
As usual, your name has gone into the monthy riders meals contest.

Fondest regards,
Jack

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Dick:

It's been two weeks since you got the R1100R, and every decent weekend has included a rain day, on which the surface of the earth is covered with six inches of wet leaves and tree slime. I was thinking of doing a piece called "The Curse Of The Wet Dick," but I know I'll just take a lot of flack from my kid, who is a professional flack.

By the way, Dick, your name has been mentioned in the monthly readers meals contest too.

Fondest regards,
Jack

Jack Riepe said...

Dear KPGraphix:

It is always a pleasure to hear from you. Do you kbow how Sports Illustrated does a Swimsuit issue, I would love to do a Whip Tavern/Twisted Roads Jodphur issue. Just typing this has me thinking about heading back out to the Whiop Tavern now.

Thank you for your kind comment. Your name has been entered into the November Readers Meals Contest.

Fondest regards,
Jack

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Charlie6 (Dom):

I live in a very competitive household. My squeeze (Leslie/Stiffie) is an altered artist who works in a variety of media, combining painting, photography, metal work, binding, and using chemicals to create various effects in metals. She too has a blog on which thousands of her kind comment on her work every month. She reads the best of her comments to me on a regular basis. They tend to be somewhat etherial and lofty.

I have started reading mine to her, and have noted they are beginning to piss her off. Detail comments, like yours (which include quotes), really pisser off. Since this is a wireless environment, I was able to walk around yesterday, carrying my computer from room to room, reading aloud.

It is safe to say she hates you.

Your name has been entered in the monthly Readers' Meals Contest.

Fondest regards,
Jack

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Mike:

What is it with you and these pointless details? Can you think of any event in which I was not the last person to show up. Now I am accused of being an alien imposter if ever I do arrive on time.

Your observation on "Dicks.com" is probably spot on. I will ask Bregstein for confirmation.

Fondest regards,
Jack

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Matt:

You know, I should have used that title. I actually just forgot that we had discussed it. I even recall thinking "Leather Dick Cracks The Whip" following your suggestion.

There reason I went with the title I did was that I didn't want my kid rattling my cage again, and I wanted the casual observer to understand that I still do ride a motorcycle.

Your name has been added to the Monthly Reader's contest.

Fondest regards.
Jack

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Canajun:

I am more afraid of running ibto a dseer than I am of left-turning cars. The fact is I have been hit by cars three times and have yet to whack a deer. But everybody else I know has either had a near miss or clocked one dead on.

I have probably just aroused the motorcycle hubris god. Your name has been added to the Monthly Reader's meals contest.

Fondest regards,
Jack

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Rogers:

They were not typos but an elaborate computer code that will send your blog into a case of the roaring fantods. That was nothing less than heroic of you to hold that table for us at the Whip!

And thanks for taking the pictures. The next time we all meet there, I have a request that you focus on the jodphured asses of the horsey set.

Your name has been entered into the monthly Readers Meals contest.

Fondest regards,
Jack

Jack Riepe said...

Dear John:

Rogers? A dick joke? You have to be kidding.

Fondest regards,
Jack

RossK6 said...
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mtlcowgirl said...

Dear Jack,

Great report, as usual. Beautiful picture of Atticus. My compliments to Stiffie. Great one of you, too. The Deer in Headlights look is definitely you. Me? I tend to look like a frog on too many Heinekens in my pics. Wait a minute. I AM a frog on too many Heinekens.

A bientot, mon ami.

Karen

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Karen;

It's always a pleasure to hear from you... Maybe I'll even see you over the Thanksgiving Holiday as you will be visiting your husband (the key to a successful marriage).

I rode this same route in reverse yesterday (starting south and heading north). It was a great ride, but it left me seriously gimpy. I could barely walk in from the garage.

Your name has ben added to the monthly readers contest for November.

Fondest regards,
Jack