Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Hermy’s BMW and Triumph Announces A Silver Lining to Black Friday and Saturday...

(Industry announcement...See previous
post for humorous ride report.)

Port Clinton, Pa — Herman Baver, general manager of Hermy’s BMW and Triumph in Port Clinton, Pa is determined to bring the joy and dignity back to holiday moto shopping. In a statement issued today, Baver promised that savvy moto-shoppers looking for bargains as high as 30% off international brands will get their chance at his landmark dealership on Friday and Saturday (November 25th and 26th) — without having to spend the night shivering in the cold, standing on line, or camping under crinkly plastic tarps.

“You are cordially invited to take advantage of our staggering price reductions — 30% off all stock BMW and Triumph apparel and 25% off all stock parts, accessories, and apparel — without fear of crowd stampedes, getting pepper sprayed, or even tear gassed,” said Baver. “Our huge inventory of styles and sizes, with many items below internet pricing (shipping included), guarantees something for everyone.”

He added that the Hermy’s BMW and Triumph team knows the pressures of gift-giving. “Many spouses are hesitant to buy equipment for the riders in their lives. Our sales consultants are experts in helping each customer pick the ideal gift for that special rider,” said Baver. “Whether you’re looking for a pair of gloves or matching K1600GT’s, we’ve got it and can help you find it.”

Above: Herman Baver and Tom Murray of Hermy's BMW and Triumph can barely contain their excitement over the "Return To Holiday Dignity Sale" planned for Black Friday and Saturday (November 25th and 26th). Photo by Leslie Marsh.

While Hermy’s is best known for its BMW and Triumph’ marques, any rider will be delighted by the selection of Arai, Shoei, and Nolan helmets in stock. From fine solid finishes to the boldest designs, this weekend’s price reductions will put premium helmets within most budgets. The same can be said for jackets, gloves, pants and hard-to-find riding gear at unheard-of prices. (Regrettably, Schuberth helmets cannot be included in this promotion.)

Looking for the perfect stocking stuffer for the rider (dad or mom) who fixed your car, paid your tuition, or just doesn’t ever complain about your cell phone bills? Get them a Hermy’s gift certificate — which can be applied to gear, parts or service! (As of December 6th, 2011, Hermy’s will pick up and delivery motorcycles in for service free of charge — up to a 100-mile radius.)

Hermy’s holiday moto-shopping philosophy hinges on the concept that many consumers are men rewarding themselves for restraint expressed at other times throughout the year. In keeping with that idea, these incredibly low prices all but eliminate any aspect of guilt. Furthermore, many families have company at home this weekend. The soothing atmosphere of Hermy’s dealership on this Friday and Saturday may offer a pleasant alternative from the in-laws or penniless children home from college.

Can’t make it to the dealership this weekend?

Hermy’s is offering 15% off — AND FREE SHIPPING — on all online orders now through the end of the year. Click on to view ten catalogues of gear and accessories that can be delivered right to your door — with the same service and reassurance you’d receive at the dealership. Just remember to type in the code word "Deal" at checkout. (Excludes Gerbings heated gear, regrettably.)

There is a silver lining to the madness of Black Friday and Saturday. Find it at:

Hermy’s BMW
Route 61, Port Clinton, Pa
Tuesday–Friday 9:00am to 6:00pm
Saturday 9:00am to 4:00pm
(610) 562.7303 • (610) 562.5481 (24 hour fax)

1 comment:

Roger said...

Earliest flight wont get me there till the 26th......bugger.