Monday, June 17, 2013

Memories Of A Bike, Straight Whiskey, And My Father — On Father’s Day...

Parts of the following blog were first run on Twisted Roads in 2008. I have revised certain parts of the story below, to make it more accurate, and to reflect the memories writing it awokened in me. This is a day late for Father’s Day, but so what? The creative process is working very oddly in me these days, but it beats the alternative of not working at all. 

The most challenging moments I have ever had behind the wheel were when driving with a super critical driving instructor — my father. I’d been driving for two years and now heard a sound that was neither a compliment nor a criticism. Nor was it a function of the motorcycle. The bike “yingggggged” its way through curves like it was in a tractor beam. My starts were smooth. The Kawasaki didn’t stall. Stopped at a light, I heard the distinctive click of a Zippo lighter opening, and smiled when I realized my pillion rider was using this lull in the action to kindle a cigarette.

The guy on the back was my father.

Many kids have wonderful memories of unique moments with their dads. The most common of these take place at ballparks, where little league games were played and cheered, and at major league stadiums, where legendary players whacked ‘em out of the park. Fishing is another great Norman Rockwell type activity shared by fathers and sons. Who doesn’t remember the first bass or trout taken in the company of your dad? And working on the engine of the family car with your Dad is yet another source of prime memories for others.

Above" The classic Zippo lighter... My dad's lighter of choice. 

I hated baseball almost as much as my father did. I assume he hated baseball because he never once mentioned it in conversation, nor watched it on television, nor ever gave any sign that he had heard of it. Fish came from Russo’s Fish Market on West Side Avenue (Jersey City). I never knew him to walk by a stream, nor to express the slightest interest if anything lived in one. He hated bugs, the sun, and the heat. As for working on the car, my dad had a great collection of tools. He would let me use any one of them provided I did so without his knowledge and concealed such activity while he was alive.  

He was a classic example of the World War II veteran who could do anything. Basic carpentry, general plumbing, and rudimentary wiring were all in his repertoire. While his mechanical ability greatly exceeded mine, it was not something he attempted to hand down. In fact, he once told me that it was his greatest hope that I would one day make enough money to always pay somebody to do the things on my car that he had to do on his. This advice was lost on me at the time because I was four years old and had just dropped one of his tools down a sewer grate.

I learned to drive when I was seventeen. At the same age, my dad learned how to assemble, maintain, and fire a .50 caliber machine gun at unpleasant Nazis, who were shooting at the B-17, in which he was the tail gunner. (Despite the fact this position required frequent filling, my dad asked for it as the B-17G had a separate door for the tail gunner, facilitating exit. He had started out as a ball turret gunner, but did not trust to the good intentions of his fellow crew members to crank the damn thing up in the event the aircraft became disabled, as the majority of them might already be dead.)

Above: Profile of a B17-G. My father's position can be seen under the rudder. 

He told me the most amazing stories about the war, a few of which did not put him in the best light. This because I was 15-years-old at the time, and the light in which I saw everything was rose-colored. As a man, I now think my father showed great restraint in certain circumstances. I freely admit I will never be half the man he was on his worst day. 

I found some of these stories to incredibly sad. My dad lived in a tent for a bit between missions, which must have aggravated him no end. But he explained to me that living in a tent far behind falling artillery fire (plus eating hot food and getting to take a dump in a facility that also had hot water) was much better than spending days on end in mud-lined foxholes, like my Uncle Bill was doing. My father flew to Italy and Germany 36 times. He never got out of the plane (but always left a little something). 

My father never once spoke of the tents that went vacant when B-17s blew up in mid-air, or wildly spiraled to the ground in gyrations that defeated any opportunity for the crews to bail out. He showed me a picture of a kid, about eighteen years old, dressed in tired fatigues, in front of a depressingly fatigued tent — playing with a little white dog. It was difficult for me to envision my father as an adolescent, but he was the kid in the picture. The dog was a stray that latched onto my dad. Pop had named the mutt “Flash.” 

My father loved dogs and we always had one in the house. I can imagine what it meant to him after returning from an 8- to12-hour flight, in an unheated bomber with open windows, with the roar of four deafening Wright “Cyclone” engines still in his ears, to have a dog lick his hand with a tail wagging. 

“What happened to the dog?” I asked, expecting to hear how my Dad smuggled him home from Italy, or gave him to an orphaned Italian kid, or that the dog lived out his years growling at the mention of Mussolini. 

“The army shot him,” my dad said. “We got back from a mission to discover that military MPs went through the camp, rounded up all the dogs, and shot them.” The risk of rabies and fleas in a camp where every trained man was a critical asset meant no dogs. It was just one more aspect of my farther’s war that I never considered. 

“Did your plane ever crash?” I once asked him. 

“We had a couple of hard landings, after which the aircraft was used for parts,” said my dad. I wish I had asked him more about that, but he made it seem so commonplace.  My first BMW K75 was sold for parts, after a car driven by Emma Blogget ran over it and me. I know what the bike looked like that day. I wonder what my dad’s plane must have looked like.
He was a “no bullshit” kind of person, which made him one of my more articulate critics. His name for me in my adolescence was, “Shitbird,” and I often lived up to it.

In the summer that followed my successful completion of the eighth grade, I was presented with a reading list for high school. Atop the list was “Northwest Passage,” by Kenneth Roberts. I was out of class about two days, when my father wanted to know what I thought about the book. (What I thought was that I intended to read it about 30 seconds before I’d get quizzed on it in September, but I was reluctant to share this strategy with him at the moment.)

A rather one-sided dialogue ensued, in which my dad suggested that the reading list was a Darwinian plot by the Jesuits to separate the higher life forms from the shitbirds, and that I might fool them for a bit if I pulled my head out of my ass and attempted to read a great book that I might enjoy. I looked at the book with suspicion. It was a paperback with 1,000 pages. By page 30 I was hooked as if the book had been printed with narcotic ink. I have since read it at least 20 times.

My dad and I spent thousands of hours in late night conversations on the most incredible topics. These spanned Ayn Rand’s “The Virtue of Selfishness,” the Six Day Israeli War, injuries to the soul, the great works of men and their undoing, the perfection of whiskey, sailboats, float planes, the flaws of politicians, and whether or not I would ever pull my head out of my ass long enough to amount to something. (The smart money said, “No.”) My dad was stoic about the reality of this last topic, though he remained an optimist. 

It was during one of those conversations, he asked if I had ever considered getting a motorcycle. My answer was, “No.” The explanation, which I did not share at the time, was that you could have sex in a car, even if it was a Volkswagen Beetle, like mine. (This was purely conjecture as I wasn’t getting laid anyplace.) Dad spoke about how much fun a motorcycle might be and what adventures lay waiting for the guy who had one. (The details of this conversation, and their ultimate effect, are covered in my book: Conversations With A Motorcycle.) 

It never occurred to me that this could have been the passing daydream of a fireman (albeit a Battalion Chief), with a mortgage and three kids in private schools. But the seed was planted. I wandered into a dealership (another story covered in the book), paid my money,  and became the proud owner of a Kawasaki Triple. (The “Sucker” light burned so brightly in the dealership that I rode out with a tan.)

Months later, I found my dad in the driveway admiring the bike. I showed him how it worked, the tool kit under the seat, and some other neat aspects of that otherwise primitive machine. And before I knew it, I said, “Want to take a ride with me?”

The man who walked through burning buildings and stared down the steely gaze of the Luftwaffe never hesitated.

Wearing only a light zip up jacket and my spare open-faced helmet, he climbed on the back and we took off. It was a weekday afternoon and there was plenty of traffic. I chose random roads, riding north and west to the town of Greenwood Lake, New York. Among the cars my dad once owned was a 1957 Chevy Belair (silver and white with red seats). One of my fondest memories was sitting on the front seat as he hit the impossible speed of 70 miles per hour. I found a straight stretch on Route 17 and opened up the H2. 

“This is 75 miles per hour,” I shouted over my shoulder. I heard him laugh. 

I pulled into the parking lot of a bar. The drinking age in New York State was 18. For the first time in my life, I went into a bar with my dad. We each ordered the specialty of the house, a beer and a ball. This was a glass of whatever the hell they had on tap, probably Budweiser, and a shot of whiskey. I had Jamesons. He had Fleischman’s, a kind of scotch that you would use to clean paint brushes. He bought a round, and I bought one.

I remember telling him about an idea I had for a story. It was about inner city life. He didn’t think much of it and told me if I gave it some thought, I wouldn’t either. He was right. I never wrote the story. We were on the bike again an hour later. The ride home was fun, and took about 70 minutes. The expression “Shitbird” didn’t come up the whole day. My Dad was one of a handful of folks to ride on the back of my Kawasaki.

Now some of you will raise your eyebrows and say nothing. Others may feel compelled to lecture me on the message this sort of story carries about drinking and riding, and how it will impact the nation’s youth. And some may feel that my father exercised really poor judgment.

But if you are going to set me straight about what I did wrong in my youth, I must advise you that this episode doesn’t even make the needle flicker on the “regret gauge.” As for my father, he was the bravest man I ever met. The emphysema that eventually claimed his life was just taking a toehold, and prevented him from getting a decent night’s sleep in the firehouse. He was a captain then, and volunteered to work “rescue.” Rescue rolled on every call. Since my dad couldn’t sleep, he walked through smoke-filled buildings in the dark. He never spoke about that either. 

Happy Father’s Day, Dad! 

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The Winner in the Twisted Roads 
Kangaroo Gloves Giveaway is: 
Sean Kerwick! 

Mr. Kerwick should write me at Twisted Roads ( so I can mail him his prize. 

Who Reads Twisted Roads?

Lori “Z,” alias “Beemer Girl” and “Steel Cupcake (Georgia),” and the publisher of moto-blog “For The Love Of A Motorbike,” sent me this inspiring mug, bearing the message: “Writer’s Block, When Your Imaginary Friends Won’t Talk To You...”

If only writer’s block was that simple. My imaginary friends always talk to me. All of them are women, and none of them are nice. One is at my desk right now. She is a brunette, about 5’6,” with shoulder-length dark hair. She is Asian and steamingly gorgeous. She isn’t wearing much and what she has on is secured with Velcro. She says, “Take all you want, but eat everything you take.” She places my hand on her stomach... And instantly turns into Zorina Pamplawicz, my 84-year-old kindegarten teacher. I could scream. 

I called Lori this morning, and she gasped upon hearing my voice. Lori later confided she’d had a dream in which she’d received an email detailing my death.

“Who was alleged to have sent you the email?” I asked.

“It was signed like a internet petition, with 2,500 names on it,” she sniffed. “All of them were woman or literary critics who claimed to know you.”

“Well, you can hear my voice,” I said. 

“But are you in hell?” asked Lori. 

Bill Elliott (New Hampshire) wrote to tell me how much he liked Conversations With A Motorcycle, and that he’d bought one of the few copies of my cigar book from Amazon. 

Politically Correct Cigar Smoking for Social Terrorists has been out of print for years, and used copies are going for a king’s ransom. (I think Bill paid $2 million bucks for his.) I am seriously considering a major rewrite of the cigar book and reissuing it. I get requests for this often and I think the time has come to do another one, more pertinent to the riding crowd. 

Above: Bill thought this work of art was my spitting image, minus the beard. 

In his travels, Bill Elliott found this stein (Royal Dalton) bearing the likeness of Bacchus, the traditional Roman god of gin, cigars, fast bikes, and sympathetic lovers. Elliott said, “That looks like Riepe.” And in a side by side comparison, there is a strong resemblance. In a conversation today, Bill added, ‘I don’t know if it’s a stein or what. It may be more suitable for flowers.” (Bill, my old dog used to drink out of the toilet. He lived to be 17. I can drink a cocktail out of a flowerpot.) 

Above: I do look like the perfect crucible for rum and Coke. 

Bill thought the resemblance was so striking, that he bought the stein and sent it to me. I christened this remarkable work of art by filling it with rum and Coke, which was consumed in the garage, accompanied by a smoldering a cigar as big as a donkey’s dick. (That was the brand of cigar: “Donkey’s Dick, a mild Nicaraguan taste experience in a $1.50 cigar that is as smooth as your third divorce.”) 

Above: Bill Elliott and "Tim" (pillion) about to set off on another "strudel" raid in Bavaria.

Here is a picture of Bill Elliott in 1967, at the helm of a 1952 “R” bike. He and a friend (identified only as “Tim”) are headed into a Bavaria, for a weekend of utter hell-raising. That was the year that gangs of “R” bike riders terrorized remote Bavarian villages by stopping to taste wine, poke the local apple dumplings, and cough loudly in libraries. “The only thing I remember about that trip is waking up in a field of wild flowers, looking at a beautiful old church,” said Elliott.”

Well Bill, that beats waking up in the church and getting married to a woman with a cast iron ass that says “Tirpitz” painted on it. (Don’t ask me how I know.) Elliott brought that “R” bike back to the United States, where it blew up after a dealer failed to tighten the oil plug following a routine service. 

Thanks for the stein, Bill. 

Above: James Joseph Fox, Ph.D, revered member of the East Tennessee Pterodactyls

Above: Detail of the East Tennessee Pterodactyls club logo. This is cool. 

James Joseph Fox III, Ph.D, a ranking voice of reason at ESU (East Tennessee State University - Tennessee) is a Twisted Roads reader and a devotee of Conversations With A Motorcycle. He also rides with the East Tennessee Pterodactyls. Here is the great man modeling a club shirt. The Pterodactyl logo is a appropriate as the the last of these creatures was still alive when the initial “R” bike design appeared in primitive cave paintings. If a member of the East Tennessee Pterodactyls reads this, I would be delighted to trade a copy of my book for one of these shirts: size 2x. 

© Copyright Jack Riepe 2013
All rights reserved


redlegsrides said...

I believe I would have liked to have met and talked to your father, Jack.

I bet he would have even liked a ride in the sidecar! :)


Canajun said...

A great story Jack. Your dad seems like he was one in a million.

Unknown said...


I am straining to find a memorable moment with my Dad. I guess we didn't really have a good early family life and then he divorced so I grew up with a surrogate family.

most of you are so lucky to have warm memories of your youth.

I sent you an email a while ago, and also have tried calling . . .

I will be heading your way very soon

Riding the Wet Coast

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Charlie6 (Dom):

My dad was a tough guy, but always very practical. I do not doubt for a minute that he would have have a had a great time in your side car.

Thanks for reading and being the first t comment on my blog today. I can always count on you.

Fondest regards,

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Canajun:

My dad was a pisser. He once said to me, "Our family motto was, 'Never outnumbered... Always outfought.'"

Thanks for reading and for writing in. It has been a while.

Fondest regards,

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Edward:

My dad rode like a circus acrobat. He was very comfortable on galloping horses too. Two weeks later, I let him take the bike out by himself. That did not turn out well. I am delighted if today's post prompted a nicer discussion about our respective dads.

Thanks for reading and for writing in.

Fondest regards,

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Mr. Skoot:

My dad could also be a tough customer, when riled, and there were times when crossing his path could be a risky proposition. I can't remember a single bad time with him at this point however.

I am just coming out of a huge motorcycle funk at the moment, and got behind in my deadlines and email. Zap me your phone number and I'll call you tomorrow night.

Thanks for reading and for writing in.

Fondest regards,

Sean Kerwick said...


My only memory on a ride with my father was on the back of an offroad bike in California at about 4. I remember how loud it was, laughing, then hitting the dirt and smelling the dust. Everything was okay, but I don't think I was on another bike until high school. Then after rides on a few friends bikes here and there, not again until my late 30s. Now I ride as much as possible. My dad has never been on the back of my bike, as I live in Ohio and they live in Florida.

Thank you for the kangaroo gloves selection. I know it was random, but thank you anyway. You should have an email from me arriving any moment now.


Jack Riepe said...

Dear Sean:

Actually, it is a kangaroo glove kit. You will receive a pattern for your size, a sharpened scraping stone, a weet-weet, and slightly pissed off kangaroo (that is wrapping up 10 years on the carnival boxing circuit). He does not know anything about gloves.

I got your email and your size. The gloves will be sent directly from the manufacturer. All I request is that we get a picture of you, on your bike, wearing your gloves.

Congratulations! You are a Twisted Roads Winner! Tell all your friends.

Fondest regards,

PaulS said...
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PaulS said...

Thanks for the story Jack - it's been too long.

I can't stop thinking of motorcycle stories of my dad now - thanks! One story is about a time we were riding together near our home - I was 19 and home on leave. He went by a house and a huge German Shepherd came out to chase him and stopped in the middle of the road. I can around the curve and hit it broadside at 50 mph. I think that might have been his favorite.


mtlcowgirl said...

Great tribute about your dad, Jack. I'm sure that somewhere, he's smiling (okay, smirking). As for the mug, that could also be my Mack. I have seen that look on his face many times. One (or six) frozen Maggies may or may not have had something to do with it.

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Paul S:

Isn't amazing just how much you can remember when an errant wind disturbs the leaves on the surface? I have always worried dogs running on the road.

Are you going to do anything with the moto-cigar series?

Thanks for reading my trope and for writing in.

Fondest regards,

Jack Riepe said...

Dear MTL Cowgirl (Karen);

Nice to hear from you... I was spooling through some old blogs yesterday, and I came across a few rides with Mack. I think of him often.

Thanks for reading and for writing in.

Fondest regards,

Anonymous said...


My father served in the Army Air Force in the Asia Pacific region from Oct 40 thru June 47.

He passed in 1995.

The VA has a benefit for surviving spouses of WWII vets which helps with care benefits - and in order to get this, you have to get a copy of the veterans' honorable discharge form from the National Archives.

Looking for some help for my mother, I contacted them via the web site - and received a letter that his records had been damaged during a fire and subsequent water damage in 1973.

To make a long story short - they offered to send me a copy of every piece of paper in his military file. Cost me 60 bucks. I know which venereal disease movies he watched, what he got paid, and that he visited the base hospital to have a redwood sliver removed from his ass. I have no idea how it got there, but...

My dad did shit he not only never talked about, but I now know that my 5' 7" 130 pound dad saw and did stuff that was horrible but necessary.

He was always just "Dad" to me.

Anyway - if you haven't all ready done so, contact them. Request a copy of his military file. You might find things out about him.

It can be an amazing read.

Be safe out there, Jack !!

Hal Risser

Gary France said...

It was good to read about your father Jack. I am no expert, but it seems to me that flying 36 missions was a remarkably high number and it is difficult to understand what must have gone through the minds of airmen, knowing as they did, that the chances of coming back to base after each flight was small. Without a doubt, they were brave men. I am glad you have so many good memories of him. As I ride through Germany later today, I will look up and try to imagine his B-17 rumbling overhead.

BeemerGirl said...

I have never ridden pillion with my dad, nor has he with me. Though he did admit that I inspired him and he was hoping to get his license and surprise me when he rented a bike if he came to visit. I take that with high praise and wish we lived closer to enjoy some riding time together.

I'm glad that you have some great memories with genuinely good emotions.

And I think Bacchus was modeled after you. Not the other way around...

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Hal:

Thanks for this. These folks will have my $60 before the week is out. I have often wondered about my dad's tour of duty. This will give a lot of detail.

Fondest regards,

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Gary:

I think I was about 10-years-old, when I asked my dad about the "Air Medal," he had. I'm sure he said it was 36-missions. It was the last year of WWII, and airmen were awarded points to get home. As I recall,my dad said the shooting stopped and he did not have enough points to come back as soon as it was over. He ended up as part of the army of occupation, in Italy and Sicily.

There is a guy I ride with — Horst Oberst. He is now 81 years old. He was a kid of ten when the B-17s leveled his neighborhood.

I was the first of family to return to Germany twenty years ago. As my Lufthansa flight circled Hamburg, I thought, how times and circumstances change. I am warm, holding a drink, and looking forward to seeing the city — on the ground.

Thanks for reading and writing in.

Fondest regards,

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Beemer Girl:

I had breakfast with one of the imaginary friends listed on that cup today. This one was a blond. She was in the kitchen when I came in for coffee.

I said, "Ain't you the pretty one?"

She replied, "Kiss my ass and keep walking."

This is what I get for having a good imagination.

Fondest regards,

Dan Mckenzie said...

Wonderful story, loved it. Now I have to add Northwest Passage to my Kindle. It's so sad that kids today are rarely exposed to great literature. I'm rediscovering it, reading Moby Dick now...

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Dan:

Northwest Passage is about as hard to find, and about as expensive, as my cigar book. I think I paid $65 for a copy on Amazon, but it was virtually new. The setting is the French and Indian War, and a raid on St. Francis, in upstate New York.

Kenneth Roberts wrote this like he was a witness to the action. It is one of the best books I have ever read, and well-worth the investment. It is also a romance, and a story of betrayal and human expectation.

My copy is in storage, otherwise I'd send it to you.

Thanks for reading and for writing in...

Fondest regards,'Jack/Reep

Nikos said...

Dear Jack

It's a shame that your Father never had the opportunity to fly in a Lancaster 'flame thrower' bomber behind 4 V8 Merlin engines.

Nevertheless I have every admiration for him.

Kind regards from the Eder dam, N

Nikos said...


Obviously the RR Merlin was a V12: I was referencing the Ford model built under licence.

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Nikos:

My dad drove Chevy's all his life. I love the Lancaster Bomber and have seen the movie "Dam Busters" about 400 times.

Thanks for reading and writing in.

PapaJeff said...

Thanks for sharing your Dad with us, Jack. My Daddy was a combat veteran of Korea - from the Inchon landing until about June of the next year. He told us a lot of funny stories, but there were some that were not so funny. Those who have stared death in the eye and walked away from it have a different perspective on life.

I really enjoy your blog. I want to get a copy of the new book, but Hurricane Sandy got in the way.

Thanks for sharing your talent and your life with us.

Jeff McClure
Vidalia, LA

WooleyBugger said...

I truly enjoyed this post about your Father.

Unknown said...

We miss you Jack. Hope you are making progress.
Bill said...

Hey Jack

whats the news?

So long since the last post, don't let the black dog bite your ass for too long!


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